I spotted this on CL and thought you might be interested:
Attention WVU fans: free sofa! (Sewickley)
Date: 2010-04-03, 11:35AM EDT
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Need something to light on fire in anticipation of a Final Four victory? Two couches are available for free!
One's a fairly worn, three-seat sofa and the other is a good condition, single-seat armchair. Both are made of green leather, so they are certain to burn in style!
Attention WVU fans: free sofa!
Sorry I couldn't resist...