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I believe some form of preserved egg. Perhaps duck?What is that gray/brown thing? Stinky tofu?
Hence your name?I baked a cake and I mistook the salt for the sugar. Yuck! My whole face felt like it retracted in on itself when I took that first bite.
Hence your name?
When I was in culinary school many years ago one of our classes was with a French Master Chef, who was extremely strict, and very old school. He was also relatively senile and more than a little passionate (crazy). When he was young and dragged into a professional kitchen by his grandfather, there was a rule that if you burned it you had to eat it. He warned us not to burn anything in his kitchen otherwise we would be eating it. I took him very seriously, especially after he told us his grandfather had made him eat an entire sheet tray of burned chickens he was supposed to roast and had forgotten about while in the oven, he assured us, it was the last time he ever burned anything. (I believed him wholeheartedly).
So flash forward to my less than talented blockmate (class member) who really wasn’t cut out to be a professional chef (He sucked). He managed to scorch about 5 gallons of New England Clam Chowder (the cream type) Which was for that days service. Guess what... he spent everyday for the next week eating burnt clam chowder before service. I’m not sure if any of you have ever tried a scorched cream based soup before, but it’s absolutely repugnant! I suspect he did a fair amount of puking everyday after choking down as much as he could before service. Chef Michelle stuck to his guns with his policy, I’m not sure Ryan ate it all, but he learned his lesson. I can tell you what I made sure I never burned anything after watching that experience!
I was in a hurry and was leaving for a fishing trip, thought I'd make a sandwhich before I left. My brain said "Eggs are good. Tuna is good. Mayo is good. Put it on bread and get going!"
That was the most awful tasting combination of things to have on a sandwhich that I've ever tried. I mean, it was legendarily awful - still remember the taste and my gag reflex starts going when I think back on it. Needless to say I caught nothing, as a hungry fisherman catches no fish..
A few more:
Brushed my teeth and then ate sour patch kids.... Instant critical mass of gross. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a blue flash of neutron radiation emanating from my mouth at that precise moment.
Tamarindo of any kind. Looks like dog doo, tastes like what I’d imagine fermented prunes mixed with dog doo would taste like. They’re sold on plastic spoons here and I don’t know how the spoons can take it.
Everything but the Tamarind pods sounds good. This is coming from a San Diegan who gets to try all kinds of stuff from south of the border. (I still pass on menudo).My dad lives on the border of Mexico, he gave me a house "warming" present many years ago. It was a box loaded with a good Mexican cookbook (thankfully in English), various dried chiles, guava paste, mango paste, anchiote, various dried herbs and tamarind pods.
I still have the pods in a jar.....15 years later.
I think there were some salted dates as well....who salts dates;Vomit.
This is me almost every night with the Thai peppers lol. Ground up, sliced and whole in almost every meal. Meed to offset with plenty of mint in laab and just about anything. Coconut milk in curry. Plain white rice. It's all about the sides with spicy lolTwo for me. I was single until I was 41 so I had plenty of time to, um, experiment.
The first was a pork loin in the crock pot. I had been watching some cooking show where they used wine. I thought - GREAT IDEA! So a poured a whole bottle of very cheap wine into the crock with the pork loin. It was like eating formaldehyde. Straight to the trash (outside) It sunk up the whole house.
Then there was Stir Fry. For the record, I do a mean stir fry. I also like spicy. Great Combo! Except I decided that just adding whole Asian peppers wasn't enough, so I chopped about 15 of them up and tossed them in. As I was stirring, I got hit in the face with steaming mace. My entire face was beet red, snot running down, eyes on fire, the whole works. It made Gas Chamber day in basic training seem like a clear fresh spring day.