How To Ensure Your Holiday Guest Don’t Disturb your Aquariums!?!?

[attiland]

don’t touch it.

 

[PeterC99]

"due to ammo price increases, there will be no warning shot"

@RMS18 - I’m still laughing at this response!!!

 

[ZoWhat]

I got this....

When Guests arrive immediately serve them tuna on a cracker. Wait about 10mins and annouce the tuna was actually a tropical fish that died yesterday in your tank.

You Guests will make an excuse to quickly leave.

You'll have a joyous time enjoying all football games alone in quiet solitude


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[ZoWhat]

How To Ensure Your Holiday Guest Don’t Disturb your Aquariums!?!?​

Have your entire gathering ONLY in your 42° garage with card tables and metal chairs. Absolutely no entry past the garage.

Any bathroom requests, they can drive down to the corner gas station.

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[Utubereefer]

 

[homer1475]

Just go on about the filtration and show them the sump..then water parameters. They lose interest quick

I find this to be very effective. Just start explaining the science and they get that glazed over look to their eyes. Then they sit down and watch the TV, and leave the tank alone.

 

[chipchipbro]

wait what.. did I miss something? Holidays??

 

[attiland]

Say there is MC Hummer is in the tank. Everyone knows; "Can't touch this"