Just for fun - what would popular fish be named if done in the style of coral vendors?

[mikedgrok]

If it were up to me, they would be called Snidely Whiplash or Boris Badernoff Hawks. They just look like they're up to no good. I'm sure no-one remembers the classic cartoons.

Talked about these fine villains just last week with friends! Don't get too ahead of yourself

 

[KK's Reef]

Bicolor Angels = Juicy Fruit's Revenge

 

[Matt1997]

Blue hippo tang = Dori

Wait a second…they actually do that

 

[Just4giggles]

Yellow tang---Lemonhead
Falco hawkfish-- Sat morning creeper
Clownfish-- nope fish
Chromis-- squirrel
Lawnmower blenny- hey kids get off my lawn

 

[Reefing102]

Well most “designer clowns” already have some name attached that makes no sense

But lets see:

Holy Grail Watchman Goby (Yellow Watchman)
Highlighter Goby (Yellow Watchman)
Ultra Rainbow Dwarf Angel (Coral Beauty)
“insert Vendor Name” Gods Tang (Yellow Tang)
Utter Chaos Tang (Powder Blue Tang)
Red Sea Sunburst Angel (Flame Angel)
Black Diamond Betta (Marine Betta)
“Out Of This World” Black Hole Tang (Black Tang)
Out on Parole Tang (Convict Tang)
Kryptonite Wrasse (Green Wrasse)

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

I thought the people naming coral were just stealing cannabis strain names verbatim... ???

We are!

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

Or as my daughter now says "The Devil's Waterfall" because everyone knows what Aunt Flow means!

This about made me laugh up a shot ..

 

[WheatToast]

Bluestreak cleaner wrasse: Dr. Gill

Blue-green chromis: Lord Uronema

 

[onlyfans]

Blue Mandarin = Acid Trip Dragon
Standard Clown = Orange Creamsicle

 

[pochaxoo]

File Fish = Lord Aptasia Doombringer

 

[pochaxoo]

Parrot Fish = Super Rainbow Infusion Denturefish

 

[Proteus Meep]

 

[Sleepingtiger]

WWC SS Big Brid

yellow tang

 

[MamaP]

King Arthur's Crown (Royal Gramma)
Blue-freckled Sand Storm (Blue Dot Sleeper Gobies)
Ultra Electric Blue Razz (Blue Damsel)
Shawshank Redemption (Kaudern's Cardinal)
Sun-kissed Belly Crawler (Yellow Watchman Goby)

 

[A Young Reefer]

Maroon clownfish are supposed to be called bloody fingers jerkfish .

 

[ryan.bierweiler]

I thought the people naming coral were just stealing cannabis strain names verbatim... ???

;Smuggrin

 

[BradB]

Deal of the century! An incredibly rare Harley Quinn Tang! For $1200, I will cut you off a 1/4 inch piece entirely at your risk if it lives or not it lives. Picture is not photoshoped.

 

[Sharkbait19]

Deal of the century! An incredibly rare Harley Quinn Tang! For $1200, I will cut you off a 1/4 inch piece entirely at your risk if it lives or not it lives. Picture is not photoshoped.

What a steal! My lfs had one for twice that! What’s the shipping? Think it will do fine in a 13.5 gallon? That picture is actual size I assume?

 

[onlyfans]

Thought of another for a Blue Mandarin: Hypno-Dragon

Those of you that are Futurama fans I hope you appreciate that one

Purple Headed Fire Fish = Purple Tip Javelin
Helfrinci Fire Fish = Purple Ghost

 

[dlockert]

Male Pinktail Trigger - RuPaul's Dramatic Drag Trigger
Sailfin Tang - Argumentative Bring it On Tang
Longhorn cowfish - bobbing water fountain fish