Wife Thinks I Love My Fish More Than Her - Aquarium Warmer Than The House This Winter!

[Utubereefer]

I had just electric baseboard heating when I moved into my house in 2009. In northern NJ it gets polar bear cold and the baseboards couldn’t keep up on full blast and I was paying and arm and a leg to keep them going. Finally in 2015 i installed a pellet stove! Game changer! I was able to install it myself so saved on that and my house is so warm i wear shorts all year round inside!

 

[jcdeng]

Exercise more will keep her body temp elevated. You need to exercise her more in the bed.

That should take care of number 3) to 5).

 

[TnFishwater98]

Thought you guys were going to help me?

Wife already complains that I spend too much time in the bathroom. Now that the bathroom will be fitted with a nano and heated toilet seat - I will never leave!

Good Point, start shopping for that comfy couch…

 

[dennis romano]

Get her a Peloton. She will work up a sweat working out on it. While she is on it, she won't be nagging you. It can be used as a bargaining chip. Well honey I spent all that money on your peloton, I should spend some money on the tank. By the way, you look SOOOO good since you have been working out.

 

[PeterC99]

Get her a Peloton. She will work up a sweat working out on it. While she is on it, she won't be nagging you. It can be used as a bargaining chip. Well honey I spent all that money on your peloton, I should spend some money on the tank. By the way, you look SOOOO good since you have been working out.

Sounds like reverse psychology?

Let me think about this one? Wife is pretty smart and somehow these schemes come back to bite me!

 

[TheDragonsReef]

I'd try to explain how a larger tank would help heat the room. At least a 500 gallon one. Radiant heat or something.

This is the best thing I've heard all day lol

 

[TnFishwater98]

Get her a Peloton. She will work up a sweat working out on it. While she is on it, she won't be nagging you. It can be used as a bargaining chip. Well honey I spent all that money on your peloton, I should spend some money on the tank. By the way, you look SOOOO good since you have been working out.

The Old Peloton trick ehh…Yep, it works like a charm. I purchased one last year. It does wonders for your tanks. Not sure why I waited sooo long….

 

[Sebastiancrab]

Wait? They make HEATED toilet seats? For real?

Sounds like a warm vacation trip is in order.

But until then, get a Japanese toilet seat that the LID goes automatically up and down! https://thronexperts.com/best-japanese-toilet/

 

[TnFishwater98]

Nog

Sounds like a warm vacation trip is in order.

But until then, get a Japanese toilet seat that the LID goes automatically up and down! https://thronexperts.com/best-japanese-toilet/

Nightlight is key!

 

[PeterC99]

Nog

Nightlight is key!

Hysterical!!!

 

[Sebastiancrab]

Hysterical!!!

It occurred to me to wonder how in the heck the automatic part of an up and down lid works?

 

[Ippyroy]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/TOTO-Neorest-Elongated-One-Piece-Toilet-Cotton-White/5003468983

"As your journey comes to a close"

 

[Ippyroy]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/TOTO-Neorest-Cotton-White-WaterSense-Dual-Flush-Elongated-Chair-Height-Toilet-12-in-Rough-In-Size-with-Bidet-ADA-Compliant/5005326461

This one even has a remote.

 

[Utubereefer]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/TOTO-Neorest-Elongated-One-Piece-Toilet-Cotton-White/5003468983

"As your journey comes to a close"

You could buy a top of the line pellet stove for that price… take your toilet seat and warm it by the fire before you go

 

[PeterC99]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/TOTO-Neorest-Cotton-White-WaterSense-Dual-Flush-Elongated-Chair-Height-Toilet-12-in-Rough-In-Size-with-Bidet-ADA-Compliant/5005326461

This one even has a remote.

Wow! At those prices my backside is going to be real sore!

Heck - I could even get my 500g aquarium at that price?

 

[Ippyroy]

Buy one of those for your wife and you could probably get whatever you wanted for your tank. Add a Roomba and the mopping one and you would be able to get the largest tank you've ever dreamed of.

 

[Ippyroy]

I think this thread might be going of the rails.

 

[PeterC99]

I think this thread might be going of the rails.

On the contrary - getting fabulous ideas and laughs from the R2Rer's on this blustery NY day!

How's the skiing out there? Love Big Sky!

 

[snorklr]

the obvious solution is get the heck out of NY and head south...

 

[PeterC99]

the obvious solution is get the heck out of NY and head south...

I would like to but too much family here, including my 2 sons who leave nearby.