Wife Thinks I Love My Fish More Than Her - Aquarium Warmer Than The House This Winter!

[DopamineKata]

the obvious solution is get the heck out of NY and head south...

Yeah but then you'd have to live in the south.

 

[Cdeg]

I would just compromise the temp meet in the middle and go to 70. Might cost a few bucks but if she complains say it's for her

 

[TnFishwater98]

I would just compromise the temp meet in the middle and go to 70. Might cost a few bucks but if she complains say it's for her

Then compromise the price difference and meet in the middle. Take your half and buy more corals …

 

[Doctor Derp]

Please R2R - help me save the marriage. Been bitter cold this winter and the fuel bills are crazy. Wife complaining that the aquarium (78 degrees) is warmer than the house (67 degrees). She says she is freezing and the fish laugh at her every time she walks by the aquarium.

Looking for some creative ways to:

1) Get the fish to stop taunting her
2) Explain humans are more temp tolerant
3) Save energy/save money
4) Reduce heating bill but keep wife warm
5) Anything that will help save the marriage and avoid my sleeping on the sofa!

Please help,
Frozen in NY

Sorry, you're doomed. Lol

 

[Daniel@R2R]

LOL This thread is awesome! Someone please make a meme for this! "When your wife complains that the fish tank is warmer than the house..."

 

[PeterC99]

Oh no - the weather forecast here is going downhill quickly. I need to quickly train my fish to stop taunting my wife about the cold house.

 

[fish farmer]

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[Little c big D]

buy her a condo?

 

[PeterC99]

buy her a condo?

Whoa! There has got to be some plan B???

 

[Little c big D]

Whoa! There has got to be some plan B???

sure is, a town house lol

 

[Jedi1199]

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are WORTH IT!!!! Tell her YES!! I love my fish more than you.. they have never once B****ed at me...

 

[Little c big D]

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are WORTH IT!!!! Tell her YES!! I love my fish more than you.. they have never once B****ed at me...

Mine cost more 2 years of my pay by the end of it all.... and yep. Theyre worth it hahahaha

 

[Jedi1199]

LOL This thread is awesome! Someone please make a meme for this! "When your wife complains that the fish tank is warmer than the house..."

 

[PeterC99]

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are WORTH IT!!!! Tell her YES!! I love my fish more than you.. they have never once B****ed at me...

Married the right girl - been married over 35 years now.

Got to be some way to save the marriage and keep my Reefing hobby?

 

[flashsmith]

 

[TnFishwater98]

Oh no - the weather forecast here is going downhill quickly. I need to quickly train my fish to stop taunting my wife about the cold house.

Maybe ask her to walk past the tank less…The fishes behavior are probably a direct response from her jealous and mean looks that she gives the fish when she walks by. Or just request her to block her view of the tank when she walks by with her hand or even a box….!?!

 

[PeterC99]

Maybe ask her to walk past the tank less…The fishes behavior are probably a direct response from her jealous and mean looks that she gives the fish when she walks by. Or just request her to block her view of the tank when she walks by with her hand or even a box….!?!

Of course my aquarium is in the center of the house where you have to pass by it to get anywhere in the home.

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Buy her a snuggie and some fuzzy slippers.

 

[TnFishwater98]

Of course my aquarium is in the center of the house where you have to pass by it to get anywhere in the home.

 

[dakoop]

Give her some Fireball! That will warm her up.