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I am not a big fan of testing the water every ten minutes as long as everything is living well, but last week I lost a couple of new torch corals so I figured I would test the water. I have a very old nitrate kit probably from Christopher Columbus test kit company so that is what I used. My nitrates read 160 or off the chart. OMG, I hurry up and change 25 gallons of water in my 100 gallon reef. The next day I test again. OMG again, it's still off the chart. So I change another 25 gallons of water and run out and buy a new test kit and test the nitrates again. Another OMG, now it reads 90. I hurry up and change another 25 gallons of water. This is getting very tiring as I usually change 25 gallons of water 4 or 5 times a year. My fish are looking at me like
"Really! are you kidding us?" Then I test the salinity with my swing arm hydrometer, also probably from Christopher Columbus Swing Arm hydrometer company. The salinity reads 025. So I dig around and find an old floating hydrometer and throw it in the tank. It sinks like a rock. This is now the fourth OMG. So I look closely at that floating hydrometer and put my reading glasses on to read the numbers. The numbers read like 1260 and 1280. I then realize that that was my battery acid hydrometer so I could take back one OMG. Now I only have three. So I take some water to my favorite LFS to check my numbers. My salinity reads 025 and my nitrates are 30, which to me, is fine. So I can now remove the last three OMGs. The water is fine. The corals probably died by being in a coral war as sometimes corals exude chemicals that can irritate or kill other corals, so the corals have to say OMG, not me as this is their problem, not mine.
 

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LOL! I was chuckling throughout while thinking "I probably shouldn't be chuckling". Glad it worked out.


Were you the guy with the Appy Zapper thing?
 
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I Invented the Majano Wand if that is the Appy Zappy thing you are referring to
 
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Yes, that's it. I actually thought of you last night, as I have one of the "prototypes" with the film canisters and shrink tubing. I was zapping last night.
 
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I am glad to hear one of the antiques are still working.
I am also glad you thought of me. I would like a Supermodel to think of me but it never happens for some reason.
 
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I've read about them on various sites and never thought I'd wind up in the same forum with the inventor. Nice to know that you DO exist !!!
 
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Nice to know that you DO exist !!!

I don't actually exist, I am really in between this reality and another one around the corner.
 

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