CHUCK NORRIS Would Do It!

[FL_Reefer]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is!

I know there old but man I love me some Chuck Norris jokes!

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself... He pushes the earth down.

 

[FL_Reefer]

Bulletproof vests wear Chuck Norris for protection...

 

[afamousjohnson]

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road. ...because nothing would ever cross chuck norris.

 

[afamousjohnson]

And the addition to that..

There used to be a street named after chuck norris - but it was changed......because no one crosses chuck norris and lives.

 

[Outlaw]

Civilization exists by Chuck Norris' consent.

 

[afamousjohnson]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. the bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

 

[afamousjohnson]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number....... You answer the wrong phone.

 

[leptang]

Chuck Norris made a visit to my house and he peed my reef tank, ever since my alkalinity calcium and magnesium never dropped bellow acceptable levels.

 

[Outlaw]

Heh. +1 for reef ref.






I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different.
--Vonnegut

 

[afamousjohnson]

Ohhhhh slow weekend for chuck norris - maybe he'll do better this week.lol

 

[afamousjohnson]

Looks like a slow week for ol chuck also.lol I will come up with some this weekend n give it life again all about the laughs!

 

[SantaMonicaHelp]

Some people wear superman pajamas.. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

:xd:

 

[jschultzbass]

Chuck Norris doesn't get rained on, the rain gets Chuck Norrised

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer....too bad he never cries

 

[jschultzbass]

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.....the film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay $9 to see a movie 14 seconds long.

 

[kv69]

Chuck Norris abducts aliens

Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[kv69]

One more...

Chuck knows Victoria's secret...

 

[fishroomlady]

I don't know a good Chuck Norris reference but I'd like to say that I'm glad afamousjohnson found reef2reef

 

[afamousjohnson]

I don't know a good Chuck Norris reference but I'd like to say that I'm glad afamousjohnson found reef2reef

Ahhh thanks fishroomlady - super sweet. I missed this, being all wrapped up in the live sale yesterday. Gotta say super glad to be here. - been thru many forums and easily put R2R at the tip top of the list. People here are awesome!

Keep um coming folks - I think there is only like a billion more CN references

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.. the bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Some of these are awesome!! Not sure this is my favorite, but definitely one of them! LOL

 

[Tx Medic]

Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reese's.