Boom....Roasted (Reef Edition)

[stacksoner]

My friends had a pretty hilarious time roasting my tank this weekend when we were hanging out. Feel free to post funny things people have said about your tank. Here are the ones I remember:

"Your tank looks like something you'd find in a high school kid's bedroom".

"This blue room could definitely use a few black light posters".

"Is this a new tank?"

"Am I the only one who is disappointed to learn that this "reefer lifestyle" has to do with fish?....(wife raises hand).

 

[Omgitsjoe]

 

[Crabs McJones]

My friend always gives me a hard time about how much money I spend on my tank. I then lay into him about how much he spends on his Mustang that still doesn't run :P

 

[BeejReef]

"Oh, look.. you're even trying some acropora" ;)

 

[GodZillaReef]

OH you have some pretty white sticks!

 

[ccombs]

That tank will really help you in retirement....boom! roasted.

 

[ccombs]

There is so much blue light in here I thought we were playing laser tag.....boom! roasted.

 

[hyprc]

When I had a bubble algae infestation I used to get crap about my 'beautiful green carpet' covering all the rocks. They weren't talking about GSP...

Now it's just 'get a bigger tank, they're killing each other.'

 

[ccombs]

That's a cute science fair project for your child...boom! roasted.

 

[motortrendz]

"I thought you said you were a reefer... I'll go put this away then..."