CHUCK NORRIS Would Do It!

[afamousjohnson]

I am re- birthing one of my favorite threads I used to play on here at home - until when we crossed over sites it was lost:nerd: some time ago. I don't know any fish related but here's a few to start things off

Chuck Norris once sold ebay to ebay on ebay....:crossedlips:

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and got one.:tongue:

So lets here um folks - I know you all know um and I think they are pretty much unlimited - probably due to chuck norris.lol

Keep um comin-

 

[afamousjohnson]

Haha even if you dont like things like this you cant read these and not laugh.

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder and the ladder immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.

Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry.........

 

[afamousjohnson]

Alright 2 more - but I'll be back tomorrow. .....rofl

Chuck Norris pee'd in the gas tank of a semi as a joke........that truck is known today as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.......it's descendants are know today as the giraffe. Boom

 

[tyler1503]

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with sun and won.
He can also slam a revolving door, he knocked chumbawumba down and they did not get back up again and he knows how to win at monopoly :)
I used to know heaps more but can't remember them now.

 

[afamousjohnson]

Fear of spiders is archniphobia. ...Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. ...Fear of chuck norris is logic.

 

[FL_Reefer]

Some people wear superman pajamas.. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[knap_123]

Some people wear superman pajamas.. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

now that's funny

 

[FishLipz]

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorn.

 

[olesalty]

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk....When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris

 

[afamousjohnson]

Hhahaha those are new to me - hilarious folks! Keep um comin

 

[Outlaw]

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different.
--Vonnegut

 

[powdermonkey]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

 

[Outlaw]

As an Evolutionary biologist, I have always loved this one.

There is no Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different.
--Vonnegut

 

[Rob&Gab]

OMG this I think is the best thread yet. Made me laugh beyond believe .!

Please keep this thread alive!!!!!!!!!! I'll be following this one !


I'm not a good joke maker , but chuck Norris told me to use google cause they love him:I

Then the crowed went silent :X

 

[TruRacr314x]

Chuck Norris can speak French....in Russian

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people...then it exploded

Chick Norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is

 

[afamousjohnson]

Chuck Norris met the dinosaurs once............once.

 

[Outlaw]

I don't always destroy jokes.

But when I do . . .

Chuck Norris.


I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different.
--Vonnegut

 

[afamousjohnson]

Boom - big laughs 2that

 

[nature786]

Awesome thread...
Keep it coming.

 

[FishLipz]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience