Famous Movie Quotes!

Rogger Castells · Nov 6, 2011

Jules:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Rogger Castells · Nov 6, 2011

Starsky and Hutch '94

Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

revsgirl · Nov 6, 2011

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"

-Napoleon Dynomite

BIGSHOW · Nov 6, 2011

Chazz: She's as cold as the ice she skates on. She's like dry ice. No, wait! She's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?
Jimmy: I don't know
Chazz: I'll tell you what is, Oksana.

Chazz: We're gonna skate to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."

Blades of Glory

Dave3112 · Nov 6, 2011

revsgirl said:
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"

-Napoleon Dynomite

Love that movie!

dougers31 · Nov 6, 2011

revsgirl said:
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"

-Napoleon Dynomite

Cause my lips hurt real BAD!!!

dougers31 · Nov 6, 2011

" Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Principal from Billy Madison.

Just in case you didn't know... 20 percent of the top 10 percent of the greatest quotes of all time are from Billy Madison:)

revsgirl · Nov 6, 2011

dougers31 said:
" Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Principal from Billy Madison.

:hammer: Bahahahaha!!

m and m · Nov 6, 2011

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

And amazingly I know this by heart

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Aquaph8 · Nov 6, 2011

Pretty much every line David Spade said to Chris Farley.

Chops30 · Nov 7, 2011

"You know it's a funny thing that speck at the top of chicken (poop) but when you get right down to it, its chicken (poop) too"

Pure Country

Man I could spend all day posting in this thread. :nerd:

Akwarius · Nov 7, 2011

If things go well I'll be showing her my Oh Face.

Yeah, I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks.

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.

revsgirl · Nov 7, 2011

"I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR."

-Elf

sucker_fish · Nov 9, 2011

" If I'm gonna eat somebody, it may as well be you." - The lizard in fern gulley the last rainforest.

Sea MunnKey · Nov 9, 2011

â€œYou've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?â€ _ Clint Eastwood's "Dirty Harry".

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." or "I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is. " _ Tom Hanks' "Forrest Gump".

"May the Force be with you" _ Luke Skywalker "Star Wars"

Paul