?!?!OK ALL YOU SLEUTHY REEFERS!?!?

[gmastr85]

You feel like you are married to your skimmer.

 

[Salty0331]

You used the white skimmer cap as background to take a better picture of the ring so you can sell the ring to pay for more reef toys!

 

[gmastr85]

You lost your ring in the washer while washing your filter socks. Now you are letting it air dry on your skimmer.

 

[MrDJeep123]

Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf.

 

[tnyr5]

Is it that you were trying to test if a small pipe would fit into an opening that happened to be the exact diameter as the inside of your wedding ring, so, you took it off to try it before you glued it in place and then, once you did, you noticed a coral had fallen in your tank and you stuck your hand in to fix it and were immediately stung by 42 angry bristleworms causing your finger to swell, at which point you tried to put the ring back on (which, incidentally, helps you come up with crazy acro names since it is made of lead instead of silver since you bought it from a shady pawn shop), but because your finger was swollen and the ring has a high coefficient of thermal expansion, it was impossible to put the ring back on your finger, thus forcing you to lay it on top of the skimmer lid while you looked for Benadryl, at which point your wife walked into the tank room, saw the wedding band sans-hubby, and finally decided to tell you that your aquateering had driven her into the arms of Pablo Rocha, the sassy, Puerto Rican, pill-popping, peg-legged paraplegic who lives in the beige, two-story bungalow at the end of the cul-de-sac, thus leaving you companionless in your reefing endeavors unless you make an immediate peace treaty with the copepods!!!!?

 

[cb684]

This is a picture to show the impact of a white balance that is off on a wedding band color (it is actually green!).

 

[Highgrade]

The Deltec has been around as long as you've been married.

 

[gmastr85]

You are comparing which has a better patina... Your skimmer cup or your ring!?!

patina
[pat-n-uh, puh-tee-nuh]
noun
1.
a film or incrustation, usually green, produced by oxidation on thesurface of old bronze and often esteemed as
being of ornamental value.
2.
a similar film or coloring appearing gradually on some other substance.
3.
a surface calcification of implements, usually indicating great age.

 

[Reef Pets]

Over thinking it guys/gals! What happened is Adam took his ring off, put it on the skimmer and took a photo. Booom! A contest began!

 

[Salty0331]

This is a picture to show the impact of a white balance that is off on a wedding band color (it is actually green!).

I was pretty darn close....[emoji6]

 

[Salty0331]

Your foot photo bombed you ring shot.....

 

[cb684]

 

[cb684]

Now with a better WB

 

[Salty0331]

Remember to check your skimmers o rings......

 

[Alan600]

Wait... I seen that skimmer top be for and it wasn't in your tank

 

[Salty0331]

It's your skimmers anniversary being married to your tank

 

[Salty0331]

...........your new anniversary present from the boss

 

[gmastr85]

Digging the old Deltec out of storage and you found your long lost wedding ring.

 

[Salty0331]

Your giving your skimmer a vinegar bath

 

[MrDJeep123]

Making a new frag plug prototype? Gold rings!