Phrases Only a Reefer Would Say....

[Davesgt]

I want a jawbreaker!

 

[CastAway]

"Gotta make water today."

 

[buckroe07]

"I have crabs"

 

[john.m.cole3]

I've gotta check my old water levels and my newly mixed water levels before I change my water... yup it's Saturday morning again

 

[knukles55]

Honey I'm home!!!!! (Runs straight to the fish tank)

 

[BlueDevil]

"I have crabs"

I need more crabs

 

[rayn]

Look, my house glows blue!

 

[brandon429]

My shrimp is finally dead here's the body under rock, doesn't look good this time. Had him three years, this has occurred twelve times but this time I'm sure, been too long. Wonder how long the new one will make it, little guy.

O wait he just molted there he his. (Repeat ad infinitum)

 

[Mmsetta]

I'm good buddies with the guy at the fish store honey. I just give him some Xenia and he gives me fish and stuff.

 

[Retro Reefer]

Love me some sticks..

 

[gcrawford]

That gurgle sounds a little different (middle of the night)..... Pass the flashlight!

 

[IvanW]

Which way should I mount it?

 

[dbl]

Gorilla Nipples are Sexy.

 

[Xmoji]

I glue animals to rocks

 

[Oceansize]

I like reefers. I've got reefer madness.

 

[Oceansize]

I filled the collection cup with my skimmate.

 

[Diesel]

Only bad stuff happens overnight!!

 

[143MPCo]

Gorilla Nipples are Sexy.

yes, yes they are... smh

 

[Diesel]

You got some awesome PE......

 

[Jmcdaniel0]

Hahaha.