Reef Chemistry Joke of the Day #16 The Ion with the Lowest Opinion of Itself

[Randy Holmes-Farley]

Which seawater component has the lowest opinion of itself?

Good luck!


Previous Joke of the Day:

Reef Chemistry Joke of the Day #15 Iodine

There are a number of different chemicals that aquarists dose for iodine supplementation. What simple chemical might be used as an iodine supplement, but which must be dosed regularly? Remember, this is a joke, and since I made it up, I take full blame for it. lol Previous Joke of the day...

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[Midrats]

Lithium? Although if it has a low opinion of itself and is depressed it is self medicating.

 

[X-37B]

H- lowest atomic mass, lol.

 

[Dbichler]

Fluoride because it’s an F

 

[Randy Holmes-Farley]

Good answers, but none have what I was looking for yet!

 

[JWontor]

Sodium, its not applicable.

 

[N.Sreefer]

Gold poor old unappreciated gold

 

[reefluvrr]

Nitrate--- It's used to being told NOOO

Phosphate--cuz it's POOO

 

[Randy Holmes-Farley]

Nice, guys. Great answers, but here's what I was looking for:

Which seawater component has the lowest opinion of itself?

Sulfate

Explaining a joke means its a bad joke, but I will if necessary... lol

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

Nice, guys. Great answers, but here's what I was looking for:

Which seawater component has the lowest opinion of itself?

Sulfate

Explaining a joke means its a bad joke, but I will if necessary... lol

Not going to lie to you...i think i need an explanation.

 

[Randy Holmes-Farley]

Not going to lie to you...i think i need an explanation.

self hate

Sorry for the lame joke. lol

 

[Dbichler]

Self hate