Whose a comedian? Shipping and coral jokes!

[frogman_reefer]

Ok, has everyone heard a bad (clean) joke about coral, shipping, fragging, packing and anything else hobby related? Post it here!

Here's my first one:

Did you know Federal Express and UPS were merging? They are going to rename the company FedUP

Post now, let's get some laughs!

 

[NanaReefer]

What do you get when a reefer has brown jelly disease? A Snotnose!

 

[frogman_reefer]

My son poured food coloring in my reef tank, I was so angry cause everything dyed

 

[frogman_reefer]

Hijacked this so I can't take credit.

 

[frogman_reefer]

There was a school of fish. A foriegn exchange student (hammer head Shark) joined the class. On his second day he was given a quiz. How do you think he did?


He nailed it, of course

 

[frogman_reefer]

A coral suffered a massive injury, so we had to cut off its whole left side. Don't worry about it, it's all right now.

 

[frogman_reefer]

What was the first fish in outter space?

A tang of course!

 

[frogman_reefer]

If you had a baseball team of polentors, what would the cheerleading section be comprised of?

Go bees

 

[Clownman727]

What is a shark's favorite illegal substance?

Reefer!

 

[frogman_reefer]

Thanks moderators. Still learning placement of some of these.

 

[frogman_reefer]

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? -

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish

 

[frogman_reefer]

Couldnt find who to give credit too

 

[frogman_reefer]

And the last one for today...

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!

 

[Waters]

This thread is sooooooooo bad lol......that is it, no punch line

 

[frogman_reefer]

 

[frogman_reefer]

Ok. It's been a while since anyone posted. So let's fire this up again.

 

[Kurt Copeland]

What's a pirate's favorite place to shop?

A YAAARGH-d sale.

(Sorry. Couldn't think of any fish jokes. Pirates are the next best thing, right?)

 

[lysaer]

Aquarium livestock sellers should ship C.O.D.

 

[Kurt Copeland]

Still waiting for a good joke about a clown fish.

(Someone throw one in just for the halibut.)

 

[frogman_reefer]

@Kurt Copeland