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Whose a comedian? Shipping and coral jokes!
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Lmfaoooo oh man thats hystericall
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My LFS got a huge shipment of clowns in the other day and was acclimating them when I was in there. One of the containers had at least 30 fish in it. I said "It's a fish tank, not a clown car! ... well, I guess, maybe it is."
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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I just wanted to put one here for the halibut.
-Sal
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I just wanted to put one here for the halibut.
-Sal
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How do oceans greet each other? Well, since oceans can't talk they just wave
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Does anyone know why sharks will not attack an attorney?
Professional courtesy.
Professional courtesy.
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That's a laffy taffy joke... Isn't it
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I collected this from ultimatereef
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A Reefer and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on - neglect, lack of intimacy, spends more time with his marine tank, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The reefer thought seriously for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I do water changes.. "
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A Reefer and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on - neglect, lack of intimacy, spends more time with his marine tank, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The reefer thought seriously for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I do water changes.. "
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Now that's a great joke. My wife laughed as well!!!
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