Why do fish live in saltwater????

[russell13]

Why does the mermaid wear seashells??



Cause she grew out of her B-shells

 

[Mariette]

You would think “R”, but really it’s “C”

This one is stolen

I don’t get it :(

 

[Mastiffsrule]

I don’t get it :(

I know, it was horrible. And after I posted my giant cheezy sign

It was supposed to be that pirates always say arghhh, but really it was sea.

It sounds worse now when I explain it, yikes.

How about this non fish one..

Man driving his car with his arm hanging out the window gets in and accident. His arm gets cut off. Another guy saw the arm laying in the road with a Rolex watch on it. He took the arm and ran. The police caught up to him and arrested him

Guess what he was charged with,

Armed robbery..

 

[Mariette]

I know, it was horrible. And after I posted my giant cheezy sign

It was supposed to be that pirates always say arghhh, but really it was sea.

It sounds worse now when I explain it, yikes.

How about this non fish one..

Man driving his car with his arm hanging out the window gets in and accident. His arm gets cut off. Another guy saw the arm laying in the road with a Rolex watch on it. He took the arm and ran. The police caught up to him and arrested him

Guess what he was charged with,

Armed robbery..

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Pirate joke was a flop but that armed robbery one made up for it lol.

If u like non-fish cheesy jokes... What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto so bad it’s good Hahahaha