YO! DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE ECLIPSE SALE?

[Reefing102]

Why did the eclipse go to school?

To get a little brighter.

 

[Reefing102]

What’s the moon’s favorite snack during an eclipse?

Sun chips.

 

[Reefing102]

What do you call it when you fall in love during a solar eclipse?

A total eclipse of the heart!

 

[Reefing102]

What eclipse jokes are the best?

Ones that are dark when you think about it but blindingly funny when you look at it.

 

[topjimmy]

I had a Chrysler Laser which was the same as an eclipse. Fast little car, absolute death trap once it snowed.

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Jasonak]

You get my vote for best eclipse joke

 

[Gtinnel]

You get my vote for best eclipse joke

I was really excited when I heard they were coming out with a new eclipse…until I saw the new one.

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Jasonak]

I was really excited when I heard they were coming out with a new eclipse…until I saw the new one.

Just like the mustang... very sad

 

[Gtinnel]

Just like the mustang... very sad

Ford released the MachE which shouldn’t be badged as a mustang but at least there is still a version that is a sports car.

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Gtinnel]

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Prior to the eclipse I have been making some money selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not too worried though, I don’t think my buyers will ever see me again.

I laughed so hard at this one that I felt bad about it... I have dark humor.

 

[Gtinnel]

I laughed so hard at this one that I felt bad about it... I have dark humor.

It only makes sense to me that solar eclipse jokes should be dark….okay I’ll stop now.

 

[Battlecorals]

been looking at getting more of these!

 

[Troylee]

been looking at getting more of these!

I’ve lost a few thousand of those over the years of racing rc cars lol.. hate them things!

 

[Minifoot77]

I’ve lost a few thousand of those over the years of racing rc cars lol.. hate them things!

I'm still using them and still running nitro!!!

 

[penguinexdeus]

Don't mind me... Just briefly passing by...

 

[Gtinnel]