00W's AIO Smorgasbord

[NanoSteam]

Duh, everyone knows the center of the earth is a giant magnet powerful enough to pull us down to earth via the iron in our blood. This is why we don't have more underground tunnels because as you get deeper the magnets strength gets too powerful. Also why there's no gravity in space.

But the Yootoobs told me the Earth is flat, how'd they fit a magnet there!

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

If you add a pinch of salt it's actually pretty good. Not sure how much sugar you usually add but I'm assuming you got your daily salt intake for the next month or 2...

Much more than a pinch haha. Luckily I had cut back on my sugar over the years.

 

[kevgib67]

Good afternoon Kevin

Good afternoon Rock!

 

[Rocks reef]

I have not, but my toddler got ahold of his toothbrush the other day and was using it as a spoon with of the dogs water bowl. Peak toddling right there. Haha. We have never kept that waterfowl as clean as we do now.

You have ducks?

 

[NanoSteam]

Salt in my beer, now that elevates things.

 

[kingranch2003]

Coffee gravy?? The two best things in the world.... in one?

Yessir!

 

[Rocks reef]

Coffee gravy?? The two best things in the world.... in one?

No kidding! I'd like to see this red eye gravy recipe of which he speaks!

 

[kingranch2003]

Spot quiz!

What did you learn about them?

You are a menace, you know that?






Thankfully

 

[Rocks reef]

Salt in my beer, not that elevates things.

If (strong emphasis) I drink a domestic beer, I'll add a little salt to make it taste better.

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

But the Yootoobs told me the Earth is flat, how'd they fit a magnet there!

Easy. Imagine it like a microwave. The earth is the turntable, the magnet is what the turntable sits on. The further from the magnet though, the weaker the pull, hence why different countries have different average heights. The microwave itself is the firmament. And occasionally the microwave is turned on and off to control the climate. It's so obvious.

 

[NanoSteam]

If (strong emphasis) I drink a domestic beer, I'll add a little salt to make it taste better.

I probably should have clarified, this doesn't apply to all beers.

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

You have ducks?

You should appreciate that I spelt toothbrush correct

 

[kingranch2003]

All these adorable little fish are making me miss my pico...

You could put 2 or 300 in your 125 lol

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

Salt in my beer, now that elevates things.

Salt, lime, corona

 

[NanoSteam]

Easy. Imagine it like a microwave. The earth is the turntable, the magnet is what the turntable sits on. The further from the magnet though, the weaker the pull, hence why different countries have different average heights. The microwave itself is the firmament. And occasionally the microwave is turned on and off to control the climate. It's so obvious.

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

Yessir!

I will be making this soon!

 

[NanoSteam]

Salt, lime, corona

 

[Nor'easter Reefer]

 

[tbrown]

You have ducks?

You don't? I always keep my waterfowl clean.

 

[kingranch2003]

Salt in my beer, now that elevates things.

I like some Gose's and Helles lagers that have a little sea salt brewed in!