Aquarium puns/jokes

[saltwaterfish.com Verified Sponsor]

Do you have a favorite aquarium/fish joke or pun that you like to tell to get your friends to roll their eyes at you? Mine is "What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhh" or "What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? It tasted funny", simple but still funny. It doesn't always get the laughs but its a good ice breaker for those with a cold shoulder lol.

 

[JumboShrimp]

"I tried the FISH diet. For two weeks I ate nothing but fish... As it turned out, I developed a terrible craving for WORMS!"

 

[UncommonSense]

Equipment required to run a Red Sea Reefer:

 

[StartingATank]

I don’t know if you would consider this a joke, but whenever I say thank you for something on r2r, I usually instead say tank you