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A Reefer and his wife went in for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The reefer thought seriously for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I do water changes."
 

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the best joke i can come up with is... my tank!

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