Best one liners or quotes

[fsu1dolfan]

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!"

 

[cdness]

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

 

[BigJohnWoody]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 

[xmetalfan99]

"I tried walking in to Target and I missed"

 

[swannyson7]

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