CHUCK NORRIS Would Do It!

[Tx Medic]

You don't want to know what Chuck Norris will do for a Klondike Bar.

 

[dougers31]

Chuck Norris's reef tank has amazing growth and color even though he has no skimmer, doesn't do water changes, and uses pc lighting.


Also..... its freshwater.

 

[dougers31]

Chuck Norris eats Kellogg's Nails and Gravel for breakfast.

 

[pgravis]

 

[afamousjohnson]

Okay here you go then -

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

 

[afamousjohnson]

We have a winner.lol(man I need to start using emotiocons) rofl

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[afamousjohnson]

But here is how we finish the night....


If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[afamousjohnson]

Hmm mm maybe chuck Norris didn't do it???

 

[aslmx]

theirs a night light in chuck Norris' bed room. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him. Fyi his best movie is Lone Wolf Mcquade

 

[joekool]

When Chuck Norris looks at himself in a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

 

[joekool]

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

 

[joekool]

MIchael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon.

 

[joekool]

Human blood types are usually O+, A+, or AB. Chuck Norris’s blood type is AK-47.

 

[joekool]

Chuck Norris needed only one day to travel around the world and he didn’t even have to move while doing so. He just spun the Earth around him.

 

[joekool]

When Raymond Samuel Tomlinson implemented an email system in 1971 on the ARPANET, he already had two unread emails in his inbox from Chuck Norris.

 

[Mike J.]

From the movie Expendables II, Sylvester says, "I heard a rumor you got bit by a King cobra." He says, "Yeah, I was, after five days of agonizing pain, it died."

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.