Chuck Norris Would Do It!

[afamousjohnson]

This is a thread i started on my local forum and has been still going strong now a few years later. Thought you guys would enjoy it as well as it's proved a lot of fun.
Whats your best Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friend
Chuck Norris can hear sign language
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
Death once had a Chuck Norris experience

and of course some favs -
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as giraffes
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.... that truck is now known as optimus prime

So whats your best - lets hear um' theres millions. Any reef related??

 

[afamousjohnson]

Maybe 1 more to get it going lol

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up