Dad joke

[Jay Hemdal]

A Neobenedenia fluke walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here". The fluke says, "Well, you're not a very good host..."

Jay

 

[HuduVudu]

A Neobenedenia fluke walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here". The fluke says, "Well, you're not a very good host..."

Jay

OMG you missed your calling. Think of all those wasted years.

 

[DE FISH]

Didn’t know you did stand up to lol

 

[MnFish1]

A Neobenedenia fluke walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here". The fluke says, "Well, you're not a very good host..."

Jay

I was thinking there would be something about 'how about a large glass of ice cold water'

 

[sfin52]

I'm not a fun guy when it comes to a fungi

 

[Jay Hemdal]

OMG you missed your calling. Think of all those wasted years.

Ah, I modified (stole) these jokes from a cool periodical newspaper called "Funny Times" - they had a science joke section this month. I try to make jokes up on my own, but they usually fall flat....I need to have some fuel to get thing started!

Jay

 

[Jay Hemdal]

I was thinking there would be something about 'how about a large glass of ice cold water'

FW dip!

Jay

 

[sfin52]

Ah, I modified (stole) these jokes from a cool periodical newspaper called "Funny Times" - they had a science joke section this month. I try to make jokes up on my own, but they usually fall flat....I need to have some fuel to get thing started!

Jay

The one above is my own making 18yrs ago in high school

 

[Crabs McJones]

I wish I got dad jokes. But my dad ran to the gas station for smokes and scratchers. I'm guessing he won because that was 25 years ago.

 

[bnord]

Jay Much respect - I have a poem about sheep parasites, made up in vet school, but no one will know them....

but as long as we are into the fun side of parasites, Ogden Nash had two poems

On the Origin of Parasites....
Adam Had'em

and

Big fleas got little fleas
Upon their backs that bite em
And little fleas have smaller fleas
And so ad infinitum

 

[vetteguy53081]

Ah, I modified (stole) these jokes from a cool periodical newspaper called "Funny Times" - they had a science joke section this month. I try to make jokes up on my own, but they usually fall flat....I need to have some fuel to get thing started!

Jay

new Job Jay ??? Good one !!

 

[JGT]

A Neobenedenia fluke walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here". The fluke says, "Well, you're not a very good host..."

Jay

Don’t quit your job as a fish disease researcher, oh wait. Too late