Ever wonder?

[SeymourDuncan]

Ever wonder?
What if fruit was salty and the ocean was sweet? Would the fruit be bad to eat? Would the beaches stick to our feet? Would corals Caramelize rather than calcify? Would tears be sweet that come from my eye? When tidal waves strike to they cause cavities? Would sugary oceans affect gravity? Our world is perfect, our humans are not, but sugary oceans would be quite a thought.

 

[bjledbetter]

Wow. For this late at night my mind kinda lost thought at that. It's 3:41 am here. A sweet ocean hmm. How would our equipment function lol.

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Well...it would be sweet

 

[mrjtill]

If the water was sweet. Would that mean your fish would taste like candy?

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Brackish fish would be called Swedish fish

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Which would explain these:

 

[G2theRam]

Ever wonder?
What if fruit was salty and the ocean was sweet? Would the fruit be bad to eat? Would the beaches stick to our feet? Would corals Caramelize rather than calcify? Would tears be sweet that come from my eye? When tidal waves strike to they cause cavities? Would sugary oceans affect gravity? Our world is perfect, our humans are not, but sugary oceans would be quite a thought.

Have you been taking drugs lately?

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Flowers would look funny,
Salt would be in honey...
Tomato plants would thrive
While others barely alive.
Then there is the chemistry of all these molecules.
We'd know a different ocean and we all would act like fools.
House flies would be sea flies and seagulls would be crows.
There would not be no eagles since salt gets up their nose.
Lizards would have hypertension and cardiac arrest.
Puffers would have dentures and so would the rest.
Salt Lake City would be named sugar creek
The salt flats out west would be very sweet.
So when you, think why salt? Think of what life without would be
If all the salt was sugar in our giant sea.

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Yeah, I've been on a sugar high for a week now.

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Lol...have you ever thought frank Zappa was on drugs? He was the most sober musician I've ever heard of. Its just a certain mindset that artists can get into that makes the audience wonder. How on earth did your brain create this!? Well its not easy to explain. The easiest answer is to just say i am crazy. I practice writing of all kinds. You have to release your craziness I believe or it builds up as creates maniacs.

 

[Zero Nitrates]

Nice!
Willy wonka world!

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Willy wonka...one of the greatest fictional role models of the 20th century. Do you think he had a controller on his system? Its pretty advanced.

 

[goodtimes]

Would that make oompa loompa's the reef janitors?

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Yes! They are sold by color at GARF. Blue ones are called smurfs and human colored ones are called munchkins.
Oh weeee represent..the cleanup crew...the clean up crew...the clean up crew.
Oh weeee represent the clean up crewwwww!
And want to welcome you to Wonka Land

Ok, coffee has definitely kicked in. Time to do some real damage. R2r...stop encouraging me or I won't get anything done haha

 

[Fragmatic Jr.]

Wow! That's all pretty deep stuff! I thank God he created things the way he did! But, it definitely makes you wander....what if?

 

[SeymourDuncan]

When we fall down we don't give a thought.
We don't give thanks to what keeps us caught
In the orbit we live on our rotating ball.
It keeps our oceans here, after all.
If gravity stopped we wouldn't fall down.
The oceans would float and the fishes would drown.
The birds would be flying, but so would we.
If someone turned off our gravity.
The earth would not spin, no not at all.
In fact we'd get launched away from it all.
There would not be anymore saggy plants.
There certainly would not be saggy pants.
Plastic surgeons would never last
When body part sagging is a thing of the past.
Hair won't fall out; it will just fall up.
You won't have to invest in any new cups.
Straws will still work but they'll never drain
And flushing your toilet will be quite a pain.
Boom shelves would be stocked upside down
And stepping in poop means you're upside down.
I'm very thankful when I trip or I slip
Because it reminds me that we're on a trip
Around the suns gravitational pull
That caused my dog to fall in a hole.
Have you seen my puppy?

 

[Eienna]

When we fall down we don't give a thought.
We don't give thanks to what keeps us caught
In the orbit we live on our rotating ball.
It keeps our oceans here, after all.
If gravity stopped we wouldn't fall down.
The oceans would float and the fishes would drown.
The birds would be flying, but so would we.
If someone turned off our gravity.
The earth would not spin, no not at all.
In fact we'd get launched away from it all.
There would not be anymore saggy plants.
There certainly would not be saggy pants.
Plastic surgeons would never last
When body part sagging is a thing of the past.
Hair won't fall out; it will just fall up.
You won't have to invest in any new cups.
Straws will still work but they'll never drain
And flushing your toilet will be quite a pain.
Boom shelves would be stocked upside down
And stepping in poop means you're upside down.
I'm very thankful when I trip or I slip
Because it reminds me that we're on a trip
Around the suns gravitational pull
That caused my dog to fall in a hole.
Have you seen my puppy?

Do you just throw these out or do you think about them first?
You come up with some good stuff XD

 

[SeymourDuncan]

They just flow right out of my brain. I do a lot o writing so I like to throw some fun stuff up now and again. Keeps my mind from going into overdrive!