Famous Movie Quotes!

[sts04c]

"You boys like Mex-i-co!!!!!!!!"

Super Troopers

 

[Lee's Fragtacular Corals]

"I want to be an American, I want to kill someone!"
-Rush Hour 3
Lee: "You must take me to see Consul Han right away. "
Carter: "Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy."
Lee: "Yes, it is."

Carter: "No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your a** belongs to me"
-Rush Hour 1

"If you can Dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
and
"If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge"
-Dodgeball
​

 

[Russellaqua]

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
-Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan

 

[Onedesign1]

surprisingly we haven't had any of this movie yet.....not current but caddy shack is a classic:

- Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

- He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. IT'S IN THE HOLE.

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

- Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

- He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

- You'll get nothing and like it!

 

[Onedesign1]

"I want to be an American, I want to kill someone!"
-Rush Hour 3
Lee: "You must take me to see Consul Han right away. "
Carter: "Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy."
Lee: "Yes, it is."

Carter: "No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your a** belongs to me"
-Rush Hour 1

"If you can Dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
and
"If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge"
-Dodgeball
​

+1 on all counts!

 

[revsgirl]

Friend: I think what you are doing is so great, to open up your home to him. Honey you are changing that boy's life.
Leigh Anne Tuohy: No,he is changing my life.

-The Blindside

 

[Paul_N]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told."
-Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs

 

[AcroholicReefer]

You can pick any one off of this video

Best funniest clips from Tommy Boy in less than 9 - YouTube

 

[Chris03079]

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie? Nothing but the best for you Clark (Nat. Lampoons Vacation)
Merry Christmas, Sh*ter's Full. (Nat. Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
You'll shoot your eye out kid (Christmas story)

 

[Chops30]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner "

Oldy but goodie thread

 

[Flippers4pups]

I'll play:

 

[Chops30]

I'll play:

Well that's great man

 

[Maddlesrain]

"Obviously."
- Snape, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

 

[Humblefish]

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

JRR Tolkien - also in The Fellowship of the Ring

 

[Greybeard]

"Friend, you better get another line of work; this one sure don't fit your pistol."

John Wayne, The Shootist.

 

[OREGONIC]

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Christmas Vacation

 

[TbyZ]

"If it bleeds we can eat it!"

Governor Terminator in the movie Predator.

Hmmmmmm, that may have actually been, "if it bleeds we can kill it!"

Well they probably would have eaten it, after they killed it, if it hadn't killed them first?:eek:

 

[Pittsford_Pets]

"I'm an ogre!" ~Shrek

 

[TbyZ]

"He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy"!

 

[Katrina71]

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Christmas Vacation

I quoted the last line right after I fixed an oh....with my pump before work yesterday:)