HELP! INPUT NEEDED: We need your fishy jokes and witty reef sayings...for a "top secret" project...

[hoffmeyerz]

Why did the Orca suddenly become so happy???

It realized it has Porpoise...
Ba-dum-tis

 

[Stang67]

Which fish is the most sarcastic?
The great white snark.

Why did the tuna cross the road?
Just for the halibut.

What do you call discounted sushi?
A raw deal.

 

[PizzaIan339]

What’s the difference between a Tuna and a Piano?

You can Tuna Piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

 

[Dburr1014]

 

[OrchidMiss]

What did the man say when everyone was getting annoyed at his fish puns?

"I really should scale back."

 

[anoldreefer]

Where does a fish keep its money?

In the river bank!

 

[hoffmeyerz]

Did you hear about the big fight at the fish store?

Everyone got battered!

 

[dennis romano]

You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish

 

[Gtinnel]

Keeping a reef tank in your home can have a calming effect on your brain…because of all the indoor fins.

 

[907_Reefer]

What's a pirate's favorite fish?

Arrrrrrctic cod.

 

[Slocke]

A Niger trigger has offered me 13 million dollars if I help him set up a bank account…
Sounds fishy

 

[Narideth]

You guys are krillin me. These jokes are too sofishticated for my tastes.

The scale of these puns are completely overboard - they need to be reeled back in!



I'll sea myself out.

 

[littlefoxx]

Guy who sold me my 125 said

“In the saltwater hobby you have to take all advice with a grain of well, salt”

 

[MTM]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?"

 

[Dburr1014]

Speak up, I'm hard of herring.

I fed the fish tonight, Just For the Halibut.

Not tonight honey, I have a haddock.

I cut my finger I think I need a sturgeon.

 

[Dave-T]

Keeping a reef tank in your home can have a calming effect on your brain…because of all the indoor fins.

For the win!

 

[Daniel@R2R]

Let's bump this back up! We need some more fin-tastic wit!!

 

[Dburr1014]

Where do fish go on vacation?


Finland!

And if you can think of a better pun, let minnow!

 

[Js.Aqua.Project]

I hear urchins can be a real pain in the wrasse...

 

[Red_Beard]

What did the ocean say to the mermaid?

-Nothin. It just waved.