How to convince my wife to let me get another tank without getting divorced.

[randomfishdude]

I’ll drop the bomb with a new tank and then soften the blow with a new purse for her.

Probobly perfect. They might have to be of equal value.

Idk I ain't no womanologist.

 

[ThaBeast]

I have a car story for this...I had a Mustang Cobra and sold it. I bought a GT500 to replace the Cobra, my wife found out when the transport trailer showed up at the front of the house. She said will you please tell me before you go spend that much money? 'Why yes dear, I'm sorry.' SO a couple years later I sold the GT500 to order a HellCat Redeye. After placing the order I went home and said 'honey I sold the GT500 and ordered a HellCat.' She said how much was that? 'Too much honey...' Last car I actually warned her in advance. 'Honey 2023 is going to be the last year of the HellCat, so if I can obtain an allocation I'm going to trade.' She just shrugged by that time lol

 

[musel101]

Probobly perfect. They might have to be of equal value.

Idk I ain't no womanologist.

Maybe I can do a knock off Louis Vuitton purse

 

[LeannaBanana]

Team his, hers, ours here. We both have our own expensive hobbies. He funds his. I fund mine. House and bills come out of the ''ours" that we both contribute to. No drama.

 

[randomfishdude]

Also I think I'll stay single for the many years I have left.

No worries. I can move to aruba soon and live happily on a island. Go diving everyday and maintain giant reef tanks filled with local fish using the ocean as a filter.


In the house I'll have to figure out how to afford.

 

[musel101]

Also I think I'll stay single for the many years I have left.

No worries. I can move to aruba soon and live happily on a island. Go diving everyday and maintain giant reef tanks filled with local fish using the ocean as a filter.


In the house I'll have to figure out how to afford.

As long as you’re not sourcing your water from Boston Harbor

 

[kiwikoxo]

The wind whispers, "not enough tanks"

 

[kevgib67]

I think I could pull it off. My tank has been running coming up on 2 1/2 years in the busiest room in our house and I don’t think my wife even knows we have a tank. If she does she has never commented on it.

 

[exnisstech]

Whenever I mention getting another tank all my Gal says is "where is it going?" and "I'm not helping you move it".