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I'm starting my Memoirs. Thinking of a title... "How to Catch a Damsel", "How to Catch a Serial Killer", "A Killer Among Us", "Lord help me", "damnn-zell", "I adopted Dexter", "Catfish'd"
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How about one of the following:
I Swore It Was Just One Clownfish: The slippery slope from Nemo to a second mortgage.
Who Needs Savings When You Have Saltwater? A tale of evaporation, electricity bills, and regret.
Skimmer Overflow: The Story of My Life: Why everything I touch ends in foam and disaster.
Bleach Happens: Notes on coral casualties and unplanned renovations.
