Memoirs

[Wu Tank Clan]

I'm starting my Memoirs. Thinking of a title... "How to Catch a Damsel", "How to Catch a Serial Killer", "A Killer Among Us", "Lord help me", "damnn-zell", "I adopted Dexter", "Catfish'd"

 

[Reefer Matt]

 

[Peace River]

How about one of the following:

• I Swore It Was Just One Clownfish: The slippery slope from Nemo to a second mortgage.
• Who Needs Savings When You Have Saltwater? A tale of evaporation, electricity bills, and regret.
• Skimmer Overflow: The Story of My Life: Why everything I touch ends in foam and disaster.
• Bleach Happens: Notes on coral casualties and unplanned renovations.