unclejed
Active Member
Beautiful Garden....
A husband tells his wife he is going to grocery store, his wife says; "pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen.
The guy comes home and his wife looks at what he bought and says; "why did you buy 12 loaves of bread?"
The husband says; "they had eggs."
A woman is walking in New York when suddenly, a man comes running up in a trench coat and flashes her.
She stares at him for a minute then says; "you call that a liner?"
A husband tells his wife he is going to grocery store, his wife says; "pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen.
The guy comes home and his wife looks at what he bought and says; "why did you buy 12 loaves of bread?"
The husband says; "they had eggs."
A woman is walking in New York when suddenly, a man comes running up in a trench coat and flashes her.
She stares at him for a minute then says; "you call that a liner?"
