Reef talk overheard/mis-understood by non-reefers

SteveG_inDC · Oct 14, 2020

"I've been cooking rock for 6 months"
"Oh no, my macro went sexual"
"Are you still dosing vodka?"
"It's been a while since I made water. Time for a fast flush."
"Bad hitchhiker, kill it."
"Your barebottom looks so clean and beautiful"
"Herbie making me nervous, going full bean animal next time"
"My elbows are leaking"
"I have a sick hippo in quarantine"

X-37B · Oct 14, 2020

Whats your hobby?
"I glue animals to rocks".

Daniel@R2R · Oct 15, 2020

;Hilarious;Hilarious;Hilarious

Bbfishb81 · Oct 15, 2020

GSP in this hobby has nothing to do with professional fighting.

SteveG_inDC · Oct 22, 2020

I have a tub of citric acid coming and I just caught myself offering wife "a gentle acid bath" if she is in need.

(Hey, our french press and coffee thermoses are pretty cruddy!)

Auquanut · Oct 22, 2020

"Been trying to find good nudies online. I really need them."

southerntnreefer · Oct 22, 2020

My favorite was i was asking my boss at work once the best route to a local town i didnt visit often, but she lived by. I just kept saying i need to go pick up some stuff from a guy. She turned and looked at me and said" if i didnt know better that this was tank related id think you were a drug dealer"