Reef talk overheard/mis-understood by non-reefers

[SteveG_inDC]

"I've been cooking rock for 6 months"
"Oh no, my macro went sexual"
"Are you still dosing vodka?"
"It's been a while since I made water. Time for a fast flush."
"Bad hitchhiker, kill it."
"Your barebottom looks so clean and beautiful"
"Herbie making me nervous, going full bean animal next time"
"My elbows are leaking"
"I have a sick hippo in quarantine"

 

[X-37B]

Whats your hobby?
"I glue animals to rocks".

 

[Daniel@R2R]

;Hilarious;Hilarious;Hilarious

 

[Bbfishb81]

GSP in this hobby has nothing to do with professional fighting.

 

[SteveG_inDC]

I have a tub of citric acid coming and I just caught myself offering wife "a gentle acid bath" if she is in need.

(Hey, our french press and coffee thermoses are pretty cruddy!)

 

[Auquanut]

"Been trying to find good nudies online. I really need them."

 

[southerntnreefer]

My favorite was i was asking my boss at work once the best route to a local town i didnt visit often, but she lived by. I just kept saying i need to go pick up some stuff from a guy. She turned and looked at me and said" if i didnt know better that this was tank related id think you were a drug dealer"

 

[Thespammailaccount]

I can’t wait to attend the next reefer convention

 

[Cell]

I clean my dirty skimmer with my fingers.

 

[Thespammailaccount]

Anyone selling any frags

 

[PeterLL]

"You wanna see gorilla nipples?"

 

[Thespammailaccount]

"You wanna see gorilla nipples?"

I got some playboy bunnies for sale

 

[BackToTheReef]

GSP in this hobby has nothing to do with professional fighting.

Or dogs...

 

[vetteguy53081]

I wash my socks in the kitchen sink

 

[Auquanut]

Q: "How often do you change your socks?"
A: "Once a week."
A: "I don't use socks."
A: "I only change them when they start overflowing."

 

[Auquanut]

"Help! I have gorilla crabs!"

Sorry. These things just keep popping up in my head.

 

[Chasenm]

I’m always afraid of looking up “reef” related website on my work PC.

 

[eggplantparrot]

"Help! I have gorilla crabs!"

Sorry. These things just keep popping up in my head.

The crabs?!