dose him with interceptor when I get the other part of the map. Then I can
Reef2Reef Fairytale
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finally get my pink ******* and then
TritonsGarden
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I put the whole story together cause 10 pages is a lot to scroll through so here it is in it's entirety...Enjoy it really is funny I just hope Rev will get his pink ******* back...LOL
Once upon a time there was an old, old reefer who use to chase all those little Emerald crabs throughout his entangled mess of cheato because he was hungry. But then one of the crabs lost his shell doing something unbelievable. He was doing the Macarena and the old reefer said, what a silly dance, you should take lessons from the ballet master, Revhtree. He is the granddaddy of reef funk! As he prances in front of his reef tank on a daily basis the Rev listens to the spice girls and shakes his... head while pondering about the frags he's planning to get at the next swap and what he will wear to the swap as his choices are his pink shorts and his new reef2reef shirt or, That sweet vest made from his cleaner shrimp molts. However, he changed his mind when he saw the reflection of himself dancing in front of his tank in his tighty whitey's Pondering about the frags and what he would wear worked up a plan involving moving the Great Barrier Reef into His basement for his friends to be jealous of. But his wife said uhhhh... I don’t think so... You tried this once but you're arch nemesis almost drowned you when he turned the skimmer up and Filled the basement with Nog!!! Now you should call all your reef2reef friends and have them send you free coral to cheer you up or... I will pull the plug on the whole barrier reef deal! Meanwhile Mr. Crab decided not to learn to dance from the great Rev. Because he witnessed the sexy shrimp dance and decided to learn to shake it like J. Lo. So, he gathered some xenia and put it on his shell like a skirt. Then, proceeded to drop it like it's hot! After that he got hungry and decided to go Pick up some pickling lime from his secret supplier and drop in while he was out to say hi to... the sea cucumber down the street, who was oddly enough roshi719 the Midwest Chalice Syndicate, or so he was in his own eyes. They decided that they would. Team up and become rulers of the reef world! Until one day the R2R Mods had a meeting to announce Chris Gadgets, Owner of the Holy Grail Mi Miami, would put a stop to Mr. Crab and the Sea Cuke by ordering pizza. But Mr. Crab and the Sea Cuke. Hates pizza! So. The plan worked and Chris now having saved the reef world decided to take up a new hobby, Knitting! When the old reefer found out he... couldn’t knit his own underwear, he decided to boycott underwear. Because underwear is overrated in so many countries, the real way to walk around is to cover yourself in cabbage leathers and to. Avoid sunburn, you must wrap yourself in Nori, this helps keep you cool or you can rub yourself down with protopaly slime. But alas back to the story! So once back in the fish room, he decided to Frag a chalice, it was his prized chalice, and we remember what happened last time.
Once upon a time there was an old, old reefer who use to chase all those little Emerald crabs throughout his entangled mess of cheato because he was hungry. But then one of the crabs lost his shell doing something unbelievable. He was doing the Macarena and the old reefer said, what a silly dance, you should take lessons from the ballet master, Revhtree. He is the granddaddy of reef funk! As he prances in front of his reef tank on a daily basis the Rev listens to the spice girls and shakes his... head while pondering about the frags he's planning to get at the next swap and what he will wear to the swap as his choices are his pink shorts and his new reef2reef shirt or, That sweet vest made from his cleaner shrimp molts. However, he changed his mind when he saw the reflection of himself dancing in front of his tank in his tighty whitey's Pondering about the frags and what he would wear worked up a plan involving moving the Great Barrier Reef into His basement for his friends to be jealous of. But his wife said uhhhh... I don’t think so... You tried this once but you're arch nemesis almost drowned you when he turned the skimmer up and Filled the basement with Nog!!! Now you should call all your reef2reef friends and have them send you free coral to cheer you up or... I will pull the plug on the whole barrier reef deal! Meanwhile Mr. Crab decided not to learn to dance from the great Rev. Because he witnessed the sexy shrimp dance and decided to learn to shake it like J. Lo. So, he gathered some xenia and put it on his shell like a skirt. Then, proceeded to drop it like it's hot! After that he got hungry and decided to go Pick up some pickling lime from his secret supplier and drop in while he was out to say hi to... the sea cucumber down the street, who was oddly enough roshi719 the Midwest Chalice Syndicate, or so he was in his own eyes. They decided that they would. Team up and become rulers of the reef world! Until one day the R2R Mods had a meeting to announce Chris Gadgets, Owner of the Holy Grail Mi Miami, would put a stop to Mr. Crab and the Sea Cuke by ordering pizza. But Mr. Crab and the Sea Cuke. Hates pizza! So. The plan worked and Chris now having saved the reef world decided to take up a new hobby, Knitting! When the old reefer found out he... couldn’t knit his own underwear, he decided to boycott underwear. Because underwear is overrated in so many countries, the real way to walk around is to cover yourself in cabbage leathers and to. Avoid sunburn, you must wrap yourself in Nori, this helps keep you cool or you can rub yourself down with protopaly slime. But alas back to the story! So once back in the fish room, he decided to Frag a chalice, it was his prized chalice, and we remember what happened last time.
TritonsGarden
Coral Farmer Wannabe
Yes we do! Mike, better known as Browns came over with bagged lined pockets and.. He lost the colony and now left with... offered a hefty sum for the prized chalice in which the old reefer just laughs and said is that all it I needed to do to see your emerald crab do the Macarena in the chaeto? I thought maybe we could go out some night and have a nice dinner, take in a show and go dancing. Or we could pimp some frags, look for better ways to clone the magical chalice. And... Find a way that our corals never die. The secret to keeping your corals alive forever is.... Only buy xenia, gsp, and other incredibly invasive corals or we could go fish only with live rock..... Yes the old reefer said, but that's just too boring. Before building a new tank the old reefer would love to go on vacation to where everybody knows your name which is his LFS There are so many things to see at the LFS like Sick fish and stupid Emerald crabs. Before the old reefer made it to the LFS..
He stopped by to get the Browns but... they had already left to go chalice hunting with Pizzapro83. The old reefer was late and very broke so they went by the bank and... Waited in line for 1 hour to find out that someone got the old reefers ID and took all his money. The Old Reefer had no choice but to sell his pink ******* to get money for... the new Vortech's that he has been wanting since Christmas last year. The old Reefer sold his prized pink ******* chalice only to find out that during shipping... the USPS opened the box because he wrote pink ******* on the label. Angry he decided to never ship USPS again so still out of money and his prized pink *******’ chalice, the old reefer decides to go postal on his favorite video game, Finding Nemo. Once getting home he thought of a new master plan, all it takes is a shoestring, half a stick of chewing gum, two paperclips, and allot of crazy glue to make the ultimate Frag plugs and... With these ultimate frag plugs he can rise again and conquer the tribe of....... the lost but not forgotten emerald crabs engaged in the ongoing Macarena "Crabmerican Tidal" dance-off in the chaeto. If only they would stop molting and leaving empty shells around. Don't they know that a dance-off is serious business? Life and more importantly death are on the line when.... the crusty old power heads he has been using give out... And is forced to slosh the water around with his fingers and empty crab shells. Then suddenly... he opens his eyes. Strangely enough he has seen this all before, but..... In a dream he had... he saw 3 small but beautiful... fish that taunted the Emarald Crabs while they boogied the night away.
The old reefer is confused and heads for the kitchen for some tasty refreshments like... tomato beer along with wait a minute the old reefer says, still confused he laughs, Tomato Beer, I meant Tomatoes and beer! Yep that sounds like a good mix but hey what happened to my refrigerator, it has been replaced with... a safe that I do not know the combination to. I wonder if I can find it how can I find the combination to the safe if I have never been able to figure out how to keep my tighty whities from getting skid marks. How can I ever open the safe without an A.C.M.E. package sent to me? I can't remember who had those A.C.M.E. packages. Hmmmm, I got it, well I guess your going to have to crack the send the package but who should it be? Revhtree, with his ballet skills he can prance and prance and prance the package all the way there and help him open the safe. Once Revhtree gets to the old reefers house, they open the safe to find a treasure map of an old cave by the where the postal thief has hidden the pink *******... but we must first... Try and find out where the Angry troll has left the rest of the map a part of it is missing he says" that dam emerald crab he is up to his old tricks again". I’ll have to dose him with interceptor when I get the other part of the map. Then I can finally get my pink ******* and then
He stopped by to get the Browns but... they had already left to go chalice hunting with Pizzapro83. The old reefer was late and very broke so they went by the bank and... Waited in line for 1 hour to find out that someone got the old reefers ID and took all his money. The Old Reefer had no choice but to sell his pink ******* to get money for... the new Vortech's that he has been wanting since Christmas last year. The old Reefer sold his prized pink ******* chalice only to find out that during shipping... the USPS opened the box because he wrote pink ******* on the label. Angry he decided to never ship USPS again so still out of money and his prized pink *******’ chalice, the old reefer decides to go postal on his favorite video game, Finding Nemo. Once getting home he thought of a new master plan, all it takes is a shoestring, half a stick of chewing gum, two paperclips, and allot of crazy glue to make the ultimate Frag plugs and... With these ultimate frag plugs he can rise again and conquer the tribe of....... the lost but not forgotten emerald crabs engaged in the ongoing Macarena "Crabmerican Tidal" dance-off in the chaeto. If only they would stop molting and leaving empty shells around. Don't they know that a dance-off is serious business? Life and more importantly death are on the line when.... the crusty old power heads he has been using give out... And is forced to slosh the water around with his fingers and empty crab shells. Then suddenly... he opens his eyes. Strangely enough he has seen this all before, but..... In a dream he had... he saw 3 small but beautiful... fish that taunted the Emarald Crabs while they boogied the night away.
The old reefer is confused and heads for the kitchen for some tasty refreshments like... tomato beer along with wait a minute the old reefer says, still confused he laughs, Tomato Beer, I meant Tomatoes and beer! Yep that sounds like a good mix but hey what happened to my refrigerator, it has been replaced with... a safe that I do not know the combination to. I wonder if I can find it how can I find the combination to the safe if I have never been able to figure out how to keep my tighty whities from getting skid marks. How can I ever open the safe without an A.C.M.E. package sent to me? I can't remember who had those A.C.M.E. packages. Hmmmm, I got it, well I guess your going to have to crack the send the package but who should it be? Revhtree, with his ballet skills he can prance and prance and prance the package all the way there and help him open the safe. Once Revhtree gets to the old reefers house, they open the safe to find a treasure map of an old cave by the where the postal thief has hidden the pink *******... but we must first... Try and find out where the Angry troll has left the rest of the map a part of it is missing he says" that dam emerald crab he is up to his old tricks again". I’ll have to dose him with interceptor when I get the other part of the map. Then I can finally get my pink ******* and then
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Reef Keeper
we can go back to ruling the world and
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Reef Keeper
by slapping the emerald crab with
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I bleed saltwater.
a cold piece of garden hose and
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I bleed saltwater.
summons our friend and ally
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....Thus replacing the current 'Reefer Day' of sitting in your moms smoke filled basement with a bag of chips and the munchies. But back to the story at hand, the old reefer began to
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think what supplies he will need to find his pink *******. He says to himself, "I will need a
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walking stick, fire extinguisher, gloves, hammer, rope, pink ****** finder, and
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the map. The last thing is a possie which will consist of
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Browns(insert first name here) for great looks and calm disposition. EagleEyez5 because of his
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