Ridiculous Fish Descriptions Appreciation Thread

[nautical_nathaniel]

What's the most ridiculous way you've heard someone or a website describe a fish?

I'll start us off:

I've never seen a Molly rush at a fish 3 times it's size from all the way on the other side of the tank for no reason other than existing...

10 points to whoever guesses which website that came from

 

[PapaFishRocks]

Oh, I recognize that format. Good Ol’ LiveAquaria

 

[nautical_nathaniel]

Oh, I recognize that format. Good Ol’ LiveAquaria

Yea that's it, I wonder if they ever go through and update these