Rules of the Reef gods

[NeveSSL]

I don't think this has been posted yet, and thought some of you may get a kick out of it.

How to keep the Coral Reef Aquarium Gods Happy

Brandon

 

[Neptunus]

That is too funny

 

[Dowtish]

Awesome! thanks

 

[spscrazy]

so true!

 

[sirevans reef]

Thats some good stuff!

 

[shred5]

I only have one rule.. Bring me a beer when you stop over.

















OMG I am just kidding about the god thing not the beer.

 

[mjaustin22]

Sad, but true.

 

[pickupman66]

Always ignore your tank. When you are too busy to even think about your tank, it will thrive. Your Bangaii cardinalfish will barf beautiful babies into your refugium. That finicky Pearlberry Acropora will triple in size. These positive trends will inevitably renew your interest in reef aquaria; and you will suddenly want to tinker. As soon as you do, the reefkeeping angels of death will be at your return pump.​

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I love that one.​

 

[NeveSSL]

I know, Lindsey. I think that one was my favorite, too, especially considering my last tank was doing really, really well until I decided to "upgrade".

Brandon

 

[pickupman66]

no kidding.. my last one rocked.. I didnt do anything to it. this new one is finally getting good now that I am too busy to mess with it.

 

[mixer911]

who is this neveSSL guy oh:

 

[NeveSSL]

Just some bum passing through. :squigglemouth: :smile: