Terrible reefing jokes

[AngryMike2016]

Post a terrible reefing joke here. I'll go first:

Us acropora fans have to 'stick' together.

 

[KrisReef]

Ok, I'll play. Here you go:
Why did the Cirrhilabrus sanguineus jump out of the reef tank?
He wanted to be an angelfish.

 

[BubblesUp]

I had a power outage for over 24hrs due to a windstorm and trees down. All my fish died. My tenant referred to my aquarium as the "Marine Mausoleum" in the livingroom.

 

[Sailingeric]

a fish tank. ha ha

 

[Skynyrd Fish]

a fish tank. ha ha

Tang You! Ha ha.

 

[rkpetersen]

Keep your friends close, anemones closer. :)

 

[Captain Quint]

Okay, I'm in.

Why do clownfish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

 

[Jacked Reefer]

Tequila sunrise anemones benefit from vodka dosing.

 

[KrisReef]

Here's another:
How come Tiger Woods SPS always languish in his reef tank?
They can't compete in the sub-PAR environment.

 

[Ron Reefman]

 

[Captain Quint]

Hahahahahahaha good one Ron.

 

[rkpetersen]

Gary Larson is an absolute genius but I think it was a serious mistake not letting his material be embraced by the internet.

 

[Captain Quint]

Gary Larson is an absolute genius but I think it was a serious mistake not letting his material be embraced by the internet.

Oh yea...love 'The Far Side'.

 

[Ron Reefman]

The little island off shore in this photo is Little Bahia Honda Key. And it's a fabulous place to snorkel.

But the first time we saw it we couldn't help but name it Far Side Key as it looks like the proverbial deserted desert island with just a palm tree.

 

[DirtDiggler2823]

Wu-Tang Clam is the best fish joke I've seen. Love that name, and the profile pic.

 

[Ron Reefman]

 

[Daniel@R2R Verified Admin]

LOLOL! I love this thread already!!

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Gribbliest]

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?"