Americans, and any foreigners that may be involved with twinkies or its company:
It has come to my knowledge that 18000ish people have abruptly lost their jobs due to a bankruptcy. That sucks, but not as much as how fat we are.
For years, people have been sucking down twinkies like oxygen, along with other snacks made from toxic alien substances that lead to straight unhealthy.
Even just one twinkie after a jog is like smoking a cigarette. It is hard for your body to process this kind of crap.
The fact that people are already selling their hostess treats on ebay proves how fat we really are, but more so...lazy. Did you know cheesecake is more delicious than a twinkie on any given second of any day ever???? IT is also heavier in fat, sugar, and sometimes comes alcoholic. I cant say i know anyone who would pick Twinkies over Cheesecake. However, I can say that 99% of my friends would rather buy a twinkie and not go through the hassle of making a cake....or even slicing a pre made one...let alone walk all the way to the freezer section. Unlike twinkie, Cheesecake as fat free versions as well. Maybe they should have made Diet Twinkies...ehh...no!
When the world first tasted a twinkie I do not know what they were thinking...to me they seem bland, the cake is not that good, and the white fluff tastes like thick air. If you freeze them the fluff develops a slight ice flavor that does improve upon this disgusting blob of ingredients....about as much as cardboard makes lotion taste when it has been there for weeks, dont ask.
The good news, My womans dad works for Little Debbie! That means they might get a ton more business with all those angry fat people stomping out the cash registers for their dose of twinkies...I say GOOD FOR US HUMANS. This is just one less Junk Food on the Menu. Sure 18000 people lost their jobs, but the weight lost since the news about Twinkies was released has already exceeded 657,321 pounds per capita. :)
Bye Bye Twinkies and Hello Health. Yeah right, Twinkies will be forgotten and replaced with something else that is just as bad. They should just sell feces in a heated mug to people with LED lighting to see it in Great Detail while they down it slowly, due to the smaller diameter straw, because that sounds just as gross as twinkles.
I love junk food, but come one people, we need to realllly start eating like animals in the wild and eat things that are more naturally apart of our monkey butt diets. Diabetes is not something you can pic up living in the jungle, unless its a sugarcane forest. In our cement jungle they feed us crap. STOP EATING IT!!!!!!!!
It has come to my knowledge that 18000ish people have abruptly lost their jobs due to a bankruptcy. That sucks, but not as much as how fat we are.
For years, people have been sucking down twinkies like oxygen, along with other snacks made from toxic alien substances that lead to straight unhealthy.
Even just one twinkie after a jog is like smoking a cigarette. It is hard for your body to process this kind of crap.
The fact that people are already selling their hostess treats on ebay proves how fat we really are, but more so...lazy. Did you know cheesecake is more delicious than a twinkie on any given second of any day ever???? IT is also heavier in fat, sugar, and sometimes comes alcoholic. I cant say i know anyone who would pick Twinkies over Cheesecake. However, I can say that 99% of my friends would rather buy a twinkie and not go through the hassle of making a cake....or even slicing a pre made one...let alone walk all the way to the freezer section. Unlike twinkie, Cheesecake as fat free versions as well. Maybe they should have made Diet Twinkies...ehh...no!
When the world first tasted a twinkie I do not know what they were thinking...to me they seem bland, the cake is not that good, and the white fluff tastes like thick air. If you freeze them the fluff develops a slight ice flavor that does improve upon this disgusting blob of ingredients....about as much as cardboard makes lotion taste when it has been there for weeks, dont ask.
The good news, My womans dad works for Little Debbie! That means they might get a ton more business with all those angry fat people stomping out the cash registers for their dose of twinkies...I say GOOD FOR US HUMANS. This is just one less Junk Food on the Menu. Sure 18000 people lost their jobs, but the weight lost since the news about Twinkies was released has already exceeded 657,321 pounds per capita. :)
Bye Bye Twinkies and Hello Health. Yeah right, Twinkies will be forgotten and replaced with something else that is just as bad. They should just sell feces in a heated mug to people with LED lighting to see it in Great Detail while they down it slowly, due to the smaller diameter straw, because that sounds just as gross as twinkles.
I love junk food, but come one people, we need to realllly start eating like animals in the wild and eat things that are more naturally apart of our monkey butt diets. Diabetes is not something you can pic up living in the jungle, unless its a sugarcane forest. In our cement jungle they feed us crap. STOP EATING IT!!!!!!!!
