Good Morning!

Good afternoon. I had to go have a stress test. If it's too low they give you more.
Is that the thing where they put you on a treadmill and make you run uphill with a snorkel in your mouth? And a bunch of sensors taped to your chest?
 
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
 
The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.
 
So I’m on my lunch break, is it too early to say good morning?

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2am here but far too long until I will be able to put on my bunny slippers. :(

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The bride, upon her engagement, goes to her mother and says, "I've found a man just like Father!" Her mother replies, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
 
Yesterday was definitely Monday. Let Tuesday begin....well, it actually started a few hours ago for me (and some of you!). Time to divide and conquer!

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I am completely losing it...told you yesterday was bad!! I was thinking yesterday was Monday!! I guess I've had Monday-Monday this week....
 
Tuesday is finally and graciously coming to an end. Good morning and good night.
 

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