two guys night fishing on opposite sides of the river get into a shouting match.Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side!” The other guy replies, “You’re on the other side!”
Bill: If i was over there i'd kick your behind!
Joe: Come on big boy!
Bill: I can't swim!
Joe: I'll shine my flashlight across, and you just walk across on that!
Bill: (thinks a bit) You can't fool me, I'd get halfway and you'd turn it off!
no comment on which river this was
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