Help stop the toilet paper shortage

[AZMSGT]

Quit eating :p

 

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[Phycodurus]

 

[Mr_Knightley]

Office max has tp just FYI ;)

 

[Billldg]

Even Dollar General is out of TP, what’s this world coming to, LOL!!! ;Hilarious ;Hilarious ;Hilarious

 

[monti mike]

New use for your RODI waste water? Bidet anyone?

 

[Humblefish]

For all of us who TPd someone's house as a kid... We sure wish we had all that toilet paper back right now. :p

 

[KrisReef]

Public Service Announcement:

ULVA does not work and cannot help you with this emergency.

End of rant.

 

[Reef-junky]

Bring back sears catalog

All jobs closed down but the toilet paper company is on over time. Didn’t see that coming.

 

[motortrendz]

It wouldnt be so bad, but if one person sneezes 25 people poop themselves.

 

[Joekovar]

See, this is what happens when we don't sit down and define just how much constitutes a butt load.

On one hand we've got people saying yeah, I've got enough to handle one load from one butt. Others are in stores looking like they're at a teenage pillow fight trying to grab as much as they can.

 

[gfox]

Could one of you tell that stocked piled on toilet paper what did you think was going to happen?

 

[siggy]

I went to the grocery store this morning and that had almost everything on the list except Rice and TP.
I guess if you can't wipe the next best is to stop the flow o_O

 

[siggy]

Does anyone know how to reconstitute the compressed rolls of TP?
New Compressed Toilet Paper Tablet Coin Tissues 50 Pack with Carrying Cases NW

Really? Who's bidding;Woot
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Scott-Toil...806309&hash=item26369a3fef:g:O44AAOSw9D1ebCNy

 

[Mical]

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[fishguy242]

i'm bailing out the tp ,save a tree use news paper :) last one,happy reefing guys/gals

 

[ca1ore]

Why toilet paper .... of all things? My local stores are all mostly out of meat and bread. That I sort of understand if not condone. No food = no poop.

 

[WVNed]

This app will show you were you could find some perhaps. Those ladies with the big purses that have to use every stall may have found it first though.

 

[AZMSGT]

Funny as it sounds we where considering these prior to this,
https://bestreviews.com/best-bidets

 

[Mirya]