How To Ensure Your Holiday Guest Don’t Disturb your Aquariums!?!?

[PeterC99]

This holiday season, give your fish and other aquarium inhabitants a reprieve from inquisitive/nosey/annoying holiday guests that might tap, knock, or otherwise bother your aquarium.

Post the following sign on your aquarium :

Quarantined - Inhabitants have tested positive for COVID!

Footnote - Got this idea from @attiland in another thread.

 

[RMS18]

"due to ammo price increases, there will be no warning shot"

 

[Jedi1199]

I prefer straight jackets, shackles, armed guards and attack dogs. My 3rd cousin on my step sisters husbands side of the family is coming this year so I have also opted for twin M134 turret mounted miniguns on opposite sides of the tank.

 

[nicksreefs]

lock the door & turn off the lights

 

[PeterC99]

You guys are too funny! I’m actually cracking up on my living room floor! Hilarious!!!

 

[PeterC99]

"due to ammo price increases, there will be no warning shot"

I’m still cracking up over this!! Too funny!!!

 

[Jedi1199]

Forgot to mention... floor to ceiling electrified wrought iron fencing in a 6 foot radius of the tanks.

 

[snorklr]

there are companies that rent temporary chain link fencing...yours may be their first install in a living room however...a couple wreaths and some lights can make it much more festive

 

[Sean_B]

I prefer straight jackets, shackles, armed guards and attack dogs. My 3rd cousin on my step sisters husbands side of the family is coming this year so I have also opted for twin M134 turret mounted miniguns on opposite sides of the tank.

he said Min Gun

melt the barrels

 

[brode]

I was looking at a scat mat and the wife asked why and I told her for the table in front of the tank so the kids stay away.

 

[Jedi1199]

 

[Chrisv.]

Just have a long talk with them about palytoxin.

 

[Jedi1199]

Nothing says "Please do not disturb the aquarium" like a pair of motion activated, laser targeted weapons throwing 6000 rounds per minute of full metal jacketed 7.62×51mm encouragement in your direction....

 

[G Santana]

Place this in front of your tank

 

[Rmckoy]

Place this in front of your tank

This

 

[Rmckoy]

yell “ DONT TOUCH!”
The dog knows it means don’t touch . What ever she’s doing .
instantly drops what she’s got , sits and stares at us .

wonder if it will work with house guests

 

[Midrats]

I wish the little ba$t4rd5 would focus on the tank. They are always much more interested in pushing in the tweeter on my speakers or picking an orchid.

 

[billyocean]

Just go on about the filtration and show them the sump..then water parameters. They lose interest quick

 

[Auquanut]

I prefer straight jackets, shackles, armed guards and attack dogs. My 3rd cousin on my step sisters husbands side of the family is coming this year so I have also opted for twin M134 turret mounted miniguns on opposite sides of the tank.

That cousin wouldn't be Eddie would it?

 

[attiland]

Nothing says "Please do not disturb the aquarium" like a pair of motion activated, laser targeted weapons throwing 6000 rounds per minute of full metal jacketed 7.62×51mm encouragement in your direction....

You have watched Alien too many times