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[Battlecorals Verified Sponsor]

It's that time again! Everybody's mostest favoritest entrails are back for Battlecorals annual bloodbath, the Gut and/or Gore sale V!!!

And were are pushing the limits as far as we can here. This year, both Buddy and Spleena would like to hear from everyone what your preferred version of your own extinction would be.

For example, Frank Drebin would submit "A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your # bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"

So, put some thought in to it and Buddy will be issuing awards for most creative, most peaceful and absolute worst.* Venn diagrams of all 3 are welcome.

They may have another game or two for you guys along the way as well so keep an eye on this thread. Who knows what happens next....

*this is a philosophical discussion

 

[Red_Beard]

Happy Halloween Buddy & Spleena!

To quote Bowling for Soup, "Getting old sucks, but everybodys doing it."

I think for me though, I want to be there with (situationally, not geographically...LOL) Dorje Morup or Ötzi. A grim puzzle for people to puzzle about but never be able to fully know.

 

[Crabs McJones]

I slip getting out of the bath tub

 

[joroscoe]

Impaled on the Fairy Food colony...

 

[jermzisurmom]

Drowning would suck...

 

[BasementBox]

Oh. I know! Swimming in a container with gasoline. Yes. Vapors of course would be an issue. However if you thought, oh. I’m going to pull a villain move and swim in some to get away… you’ll more than likely drown. Your bouyancy is significantly less than that in water. Gasoline has a density of about 0.71 to 0.77 g/cm³, which is significantly less than water’s density of 1.0 g/cm³.

Other words. It’d be a brutal way to go.

 

[Battlecorals Verified Sponsor]

Dang these are all really good entries. the squeamish may take umbrage. let's keep going!

 

[MoshJosh]

Best way to go? - for some unknowable reason every butterfly on earth migrates to your location and lands on you. . . The sheer mass of millions of butterflies would then crush and suffocate you. . .

Also, long time no see Battle people! I couldn't resist the sale and bought a nem.

 

[joroscoe]

Thanks for the awesome sale! Tried a la carte this time!

 

[Battlecorals Verified Sponsor]

Best way to go? - for some unknowable reason every butterfly on earth migrates to your location and lands on you. . . The sheer mass of millions of butterflies would then crush and suffocate you. . .

Also, long time no see Battle people! I couldn't resist the sale and bought a nem.

Oh yeah that’s not bad at all. Thanks a ton as well! You’ll hear from me soon.

 

[Sam7]

When the coral cut my foot, I heard my mother’s voice from inside the reef whisper, “You can stop holding your breath now.”

 

[100gallonreefer]

I think being ripped apart by meat hooks like on Hellraiser would be fitting. Why make it easy?

 

[The Ugly Phase]

I think being ripped apart by meat hooks like on Hellraiser would be fitting. Why make it easy?

JESUS WEPT

 

[BasementBox]

How about category of cute way to die. Like playing with a blue ring octopus and then just dropping where you stand basically.

 

[Mschmidt]

The bad: kidney failure, slowly having toxins build up in my system till they overwhelm me. My chf making dialysis impossible.
The peaceful: this happening in the hospital.
The worst: the hospital ethics committee deciding my fate because there is no one to speak for me.

 

[Battlecorals Verified Sponsor]

How about category of cute way to die. Like playing with a blue ring octopus and then just dropping where you stand basically.

yes! let's add it! im down.

 

[Krux]

Any chance you will have a cross promotion with a tank manufacturer any time soon? I have been out of room for two years but the events just keep coming and I am not about to miss out on one.