No, kidding. I just read this story on yahoo about the stupid laws each state has and for Ohio it is illegal to give fish alcohol. All you vodka dosers out there be wary. The man might beat your door down. Funny stuff, here is the link if anyone is interested in what stupid law your state has. https://www.yahoo.com/travel/the-weirdest-law-in-every-state-in-america-127268932767.html