It was this big... Now its this big...

Duff

Edit: that can be interpreted in many ways. Let's go with the nicest interpretation, a la "cult classic" not "I think you're a Homer". What's that? Go ahead and clear my desk?
You were fired before you were ever hired. The answer to that question can be found in at least 4 threads. However... ill give you a half point for a Simpson reference.
 
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I'd be a lazy intern anyways. Tell you what, I'll give you a nondescript bottle of the liquor my wife's grandfather makes. Comes out of a nondescript container for distilling. There's very little I can say about this beverage. I think it's made from plums.
 
I'd be a lazy intern anyways. Tell you what, I'll give you a nondescript bottle of the liquor my wife's grandfather makes. Comes out of a nondescript container for distilling. There's very little I can say about this beverage. I think it's made from plums.
Ooooooh... this sounds like fire
 
Apprentice to 2nd in command is the lowest title I'll accept unfortunately.

Intern is below my pay grade. :)
Journeyman soon enough ;)
 
Googling what journeyman is right now lol
This was my competition? Call me when you want to negotiate.

I'll need 3 weeks paid vacay, 1 week wellness break, work from home (obviously), 2 weeks "work from anywhere", approximately 10 weeks of sick leave for each child, and I'll need an assistant. Mkay, thanks

Edit: I'll need a journeyman, please
 
Ooooooh... this sounds like fire
I don't know. But my father went off on a trail walk with my wife's grandfather and came back with a bottle of this stuff. They don't speak a single word in the same language. Bathbrew liquor seems to be a universal language, though!
 

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