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Has anyone ever wondered why foot sweat smells so much worse than armpit sweat?
After I run 7.5 miles.... It doesn't :D
 
About 7am today (in central Iowa) I'm lying in bed and start hearing weird noises...really faint...ticking sounds, clinking...bedside table lamp starts going clink clink clink clink...now we have an occasional ghost that opens and closes the kitchen cabinets but that's late at night. Then the bad starts wiggling, thinking wife is having a bad dream or something then she says "what are you doing???" me: "I thought it was you!"

5.6 in Oklahoma, 500 miles away. My FB feed went nuts with people in Iowa feeling it. I bet this is top news all across the midwest today. People in California be like ppppffffffft

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Why are you surprised? It hasn't been 15 minutes yet, has it? :cool:
I think it's only been about one, maybe two minutes. ......[emoji12]
 
This post is in need of a bump, and I've got a problem with something that I've been pondering for some time, and felt this thread is exactly where it belongs.

I'm of Irish descent, and there are only two things that are ever on an Irishman's mind.......that's right, potatoes and booze....not necessarily in that order. Anyway, if I'm enjoying the evening having a few adult beverages, and my blood alcohol level has now begun to rise, and now a mosquito comes along and helps herself to a blood donation, is she now no longer FAA compliant when it comes to her sobriety (i.e., is she flying drunk)?

This is but one extremely important question that our government needs to fund before they tackle the less mundane topics, such as jobs, terrorists, taxes, and the like. I need to talk to my Senators on this.....I'm thinking at least 500 million. :D
 
This post is in need of a bump, and I've got a problem with something that I've been pondering for some time, and felt this thread is exactly where it belongs.

I'm of Irish descent, and there are only two things that are ever on an Irishman's mind.......that's right, potatoes and booze....not necessarily in that order. Anyway, if I'm enjoying the evening having a few adult beverages, and my blood alcohol level has now begun to rise, and now a mosquito comes along and helps herself to a blood donation, is she now no longer FAA compliant when it comes to her sobriety (i.e., is she flying drunk)?

This is but one extremely important question that our government needs to fund before they tackle the less mundane topics, such as jobs, terrorists, taxes, and the like. I need to talk to my Senators on this.....I'm thinking at least 500 million. :D
Maybe if she bites someone else when drunk, the one who is bitten blood alcohol rises? Also, your at bodily simply because mosquitoes might be able to pass the zika virus.
 
This post is in need of a bump, and I've got a problem with something that I've been pondering for some time, and felt this thread is exactly where it belongs.

I'm of Irish descent, and there are only two things that are ever on an Irishman's mind.......that's right, potatoes and booze....not necessarily in that order. Anyway, if I'm enjoying the evening having a few adult beverages, and my blood alcohol level has now begun to rise, and now a mosquito comes along and helps herself to a blood donation, is she now no longer FAA compliant when it comes to her sobriety (i.e., is she flying drunk)?

This is but one extremely important question that our government needs to fund before they tackle the less mundane topics, such as jobs, terrorists, taxes, and the like. I need to talk to my Senators on this.....I'm thinking at least 500 million. :D
I fail to see how this has anything at all to do with potatoes. However, since this thread will only be open for 15 minutes it probably doesn't matter.
 
I fail to see how this has anything at all to do with potatoes. However, since this thread will only be open for 15 minutes it probably doesn't matter.
You can make alcohol from potatoes, then someone drinks the alcohol, then the mosquito bites that persons, and then commits reckless flying. Lol
 
I fail to see how this has anything at all to do with potatoes. However, since this thread will only be open for 15 minutes it probably doesn't matter.

I know your kind.....with a screen name of "brew" .....a potato hater! Now if your screen name was distill12, you'd fully understand the importance of potatoes in this thread....or at least be to drunk to realize.....or be Irish....or both........but I'm too drunk right now to decide which one. :rolleyes:
 
Please Paul, don't give them any ideas!!!

I live in New Jersey, the home of politically dumb ideas.....how many millions, if not billions, have been spent on "Bridgegate"....and nothing spent on reducing the highest taxes of all states? I'm sure our politicians already considered this funding of drunken mosquitoes, and found an even dumber idea to fund....so no worries here.
 
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