Poll: Riddle me this, Batman

[RobB'z Reef]

If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

 

[Auquanut]

Bacon. The correct answer to any question is bacon.

 

[Gernader]

But canoes do not have a wheel... ;Hilarious

 

[EagleEye121]

The only variable we’re missing here is how big the roof is

 

[NashobaTek]

Agreed! The only answer is BACON!!!! And lots of it.

 

[AZMSGT]

Just google it, nothing original here.

 

[TidalReef Aquatics]

You need a read & sing along manual and then the magneto girdle springs need to be evenly spaced apart.

 

[TriggerFinger]

 

[Crabs McJones]

 

[homer1475]