Sooo. . . think she'll notice?

[Sierra_Bravo]

Little accident: We have been painting the bathroom vanity doors and needing some additional space to lay them out while they were drying, I used the breakfast area table. And of course I perched them up on top of coffee mugs, because, hey - why not?

The bottoms of the cabinet doors were dry. . . or so I thought. One must have been tacky and when I lifted the door panel up the mug stuck for a second, then released and KABLOOEY!

What if I just drape it with a tablecloth? :D

 

[Kamden Uelton]

If I did something like that to my moms glass table you'd see me on the news "Child killed after breaking mothers table" :)

 

[NowGlazeIT]

This reminds me to double check that the glass is tempered before buying a glass dining table. Do you have time to super glue it before she gets home?? Hahahah

 

[Sierra_Bravo]

In all honesty it'd probably been better if the glass had sliced open a femoral artery and I bled out on the floor. We've had that table since we've been married. My wife's at volleyball practice with our daughter; I've already cleaned everything up and there's just empty space there.

Right now I'm banking on the "Table? What table?" strategy.

 

[Kamden Uelton]

Hurry up and buy a new one!

 

[Fin]

At least you know it is safe to drill now. :)

 

[Robink]

Looks like she's gonna get a really nice, new dining room table.

 

[NY_Caveman]

Little accident: We have been painting the bathroom vanity doors and needing some additional space to lay them out while they were drying, I used the breakfast area table. And of course I perched them up on top of coffee mugs, because, hey - why not?

The bottoms of the cabinet doors were dry. . . or so I thought. One must have been tacky and when I lifted the door panel up the mug stuck for a second, then released and KABLOOEY!

What if I just drape it with a tablecloth? :D

Was nice knowing you!

 

[NS Mike D]

get some light wieght

Right now I'm banking on the "Table? What table?" strategy.

suspend a coffee mug and the center piece from the ceiling with fishing line so it looks like the table is still there

 

[Sierra_Bravo]

If I can divert her away from the kitchen/breakfast area and straight upstairs, then break a window later in the evening, I just might sell a burglary story in the morning.

 

[needbiggertanks]

I'd put her shoes or a purse near the table, wait for her to pull in the driveway, then lay down near it with a vase and flowers. Pretend to be unconscious. When she runs up to you, "wake up" grab your head and say

"I dont know what happened sweetie, i was going to set these flowers i got you on the table and tripped over something."

Then point to her shoes/purse

 

[Krzydmnd]

Does she know you were home? Let her find it and when she freaks come running in to the room and yell "what did you doooo ???"

 

[Daltrey]

Hurry up and get rid of the rest of it and pretend you were robbed.

I had to explain to my wife last week why she cane home to a busted 60" tv in the living room. Yes, It was because I wasn't watching our two year old. I mean technically I was if you count playing on my ipad while he ran around destroying the house. They don't call them terrible two's for nothing. :)

 

[Sierra_Bravo]

I'd put her shoes or a purse near the table, wait for her to pull in the driveway, then lay down near it with a vase and flowers. Pretend to be unconscious. When she runs up to you, "wake up" grab your head and say

"I dont know what happened sweetie, i was going to set these flowers i got you on the table and tripped over something."

Then point to her shoes/purse

I like the way you think. ;) Heck, I might even be able to vector this into a romantic evening.

 

[BigJim]

Duct tape fixes everything.

 

[Fudsey]

Should have put a piece of plywood where the glass goes and said you wanted a new design ;Hilarious;Hilarious;Hilarious;Joyful;Joyful

 

[NS Mike D]

go slow,

honey bad news ......


I didn't get to finish the vanity doors ....




---- oh yeah, I broke your coffee mug .......





.... and, er ..... one more thing .......

 

[4FordFamily]

Honey, I have great news. I’m OK!

 

[Samina]

This thread is hilarious!!!

How about just telling her the truth!! I think you can also get her to see why it’s a good thing you found out the table could break so easily instead of it breaking like that from your daughter dropping something on it. She might be grateful if you put it like that!

 

[LadyMac]

Duct tape fixes everything.

Hahah exactly. Duct. Tape. Good as new