Terrible reefing jokes

[JCTReefer]

• Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
  
  Because he was a little shellfish.

• Whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-and-a-fish?
• You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Seriously cheesy jokes!!!

 

[AngryMike2016]

LOL, this is amazing.

 

[Del’s Reef]

If you all come up with any good puns, let minnow.

 

[Del’s Reef]

If any fish movies win an award, do the actors walk the red CARPet?

 

[Del’s Reef]

Should I scale these back?

 

[KrisReef]

Should I scale these back?

Nah, that was a nice grooper joke.

 

[Del’s Reef]

No worries.... just me being koi

 

[CurtnStac]

Why do oysters go to the gym?

It's good for the mussel

 

[CurtnStac]

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A Slobster

 

[BubblesUp]

 

[Del’s Reef]

“Carl!!! Carl, get over here! That guy. He’s eating Ted. Ted!! My 750th cousin, thrice removed, on my mother’s side! How could that guy be so savage?!”
“Well, if I were you, I’d try to figure out what ‘Ted’ did, and not do that.”

 

[skrivan]

A reefer was asked what he would do with all of the money he won in the mega-lottery: "I guess ill just keep on reefing until it runs out".

 

[Del’s Reef]

A reefer was asked what he would do with all of the money he won in the mega-lottery: "I guess ill just keep on reefing until it runs out".

That’ll be, what.... 6 months?

 

[Del’s Reef]

• Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
  
  Because he was a little shellfish.

• Whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-and-a-fish?
• You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Seriously cheesy jokes!!!

 

[FLSharkvictim]

If you every want to be ruthless, drop a single copper penny in someone tank and see what happens? See YA!